Nothing But Gossip December 1st 2013

Alec Baldwin has been shitcanned for all the crazy stuff he has been saying in the past few weeks from his MSNBC show. Raise you hand if you knew this show even existed!

Singer Marc Anthony's ex wife claims that she had to sell her home and move because he is barely paying enough in child support. Dayanara Torres, who was Miss Universe 1993, says that she gets $13,000 a month and wants $113,000. The fuck?! Its mostly out of anger since he pays his other ex wife Jennifer Lopez a lot more in child support. By the way, the kids he had were her are way cuter than the one's he had with J-Lo. Stay classy, Dante.

There are rumors that Ashton Kutcher has gotten Mila Kunis pregnant. Ugh. Just...ugh.

“Rapper” Lil Mama got taken to the cleaners in court when she was sued by her lawyer for not paying fees for three years. Its about $18,000. Hope that TLC money pays for it!

Once again Justin Bieber's tour of mayhem continues. In Australia one of his guards attacked a surfer who took a photo of Justin. Then apparently the same damned guard attacked the car of another photographer. Bieber also did some graffiti at a hotel he was staying at but they were cool with it.

David Beckham says that when he was 16 as part of a hazing he had to look at a picture of a famous soccer player and jerk off in front of his teammates. Now...you could give me a picture of Jenna Von Oy and three weeks and I wouldn't be able to get myself to half staff in front of other people.

I may have spoken too soon!

The Kardashian family had dinner and invited Lamar Odom and Bruce Jenner. Kim, Kanye, and North were in Miami and couldn't make it. What a nice first Thanksgiving for a baby! On tour and not with the rest of the family.

Lady hitter and gay hater Chris Brown has relinquished his cell phone and internet privileges while in rehab for anger management problems, but does not want to give up his weed. He has to but he doesn't wanna. Big baby.

Actor Paul Walker from films like The Fast & The Furious and...yeah. Well, he has passed away at the age of 40. He and his friend Rogers Rodas went out for a drive after a charity event when the Porsche wrecked and burst into flames. They will have to use dental records to report the obvious later. From all accounts he seemed like a really cool guy. Fucked up way to die. 

Michael Jackson's estate is trying to get at Conrad Murray aka I Held Michael Jackson's Penis Every Night Man. He says that all this shit came out during the trial and he is doing nothing wrong. This is the definition of TMI.

Music producer (I refuse to acknowledge him as a rapper anymore) Kanye West has called for a boycott of Louis Vuitton after they refused to meet with him. And the next day here he was...and his entire family and crew carrying nothing but LV luggage. “It's a misconception that I said boycott Louis Vuitton. You can't boycott Louis Vuitton. I wouldn't tell nobody to boycott a brand that ain't nobody even thinking about no more. Nobody thinking about buying no Louis Vuitton.” Except when you mention it in every song you make.

Suge Knight was pulled over by police with their guns drawn and it was all just a case of mistaken identity. Seriously, I know EXACTLY how you feel. I fit the description of every Black guy that commits a crime.

Charlie Sheen wants Brooke Mueller out of the house he bought her that he is willing to take an over $2 million loss. This dude really doesn't like this woman! Sheen also invited a dying cancer patient to the set of his show Anger Management, paid for first class tickets for the guy, his girlfriend and nurse. And set them up in a presidential suite. Damn.

Rapper Fabolous believes that we need to save the countries libraries so that the homeless have somewhere to masturbate. I am sure the many librarians I know would strongly disagree.

Natasha Georgette Williams who I didn't even know existed wants some child support for her unborn baby from rapper Flo Rida. Dudes need to be careful. There are chicks that know they hit the damned jackpot when they get pregnant by some idiot that cant keep his dick in his pants and has money. But after looking at a picture of her...I cant say I would've done any differently.

Lindsay Lohan and her lawyers are going after the video game Grand Theft Auto 5. Apparently there is a chick in the game that resembles her, there is a mission where you help her escape paparazzi, and one where you have to photograph her having sex.

In other Lohan news, her father Michael Lohan wants to read mom Dina Lohan's new book before its published. I'm sure she has nothing but nice and sweet things to say about him. He shouldn't be worried.

Back in June a punk ass bitch named Boris Issaei got his ass handed to him by singer P!nk's man Carey Hart and his friend after trying to take a photograph of her changing her daughter's diaper. He is suing for assault, battery, and his camera equipment being damaged. If this were my kid, this guy would never have been able to sue. Dead men cant sue.