Sunday, December 8, 2013

Nothing But Gossip December 8th 2013

Because Justin Bieber can't continue this tour without more bullshit happening, a father in Australia says that he was thrown out a door and down some stairs when trying to get his daughter to meet Bieber. Of course other reports say that the father was being pushy and was not thrown. Which do you believe? Marijuana was also found during a search of he and his crew at the airport where a fine was paid.

Not understanding why people hated her version of The Sound Of Music, including living members of the original cast, star Carrie Underwood wrote “Plain and simple: Mean people need Jesus. They will be in my prayers tonight.”

Paris Hilton's brother Barron Hilton got his ass kicked by a dude that knows Lindsay Lohan. Barron says that Lindsay instigated the whole thing. Paris sent out a Tweet with her brother at the hospital looking all fucked up because there's nothing that makes you feel like more of a tough guy than having your 90lb. sister threaten people on your behalf. Police are still investigating.

MC Hammer owes $798,033.48 to the IRS from back in '96 and '97. Damn!

I wrote about how some asshole stole a piece of the recently dead actor Paul Walker's car (click here to check that out) from the tow truck removing it from the crime scene. Now some other douche nozzle was trying to sell actual pieces of the tree itself on eBay. He took it down once people pointed out how much of a jackass he was for even trying to do this. “I would like to apologize to the family, friends, and fans of Paul Walker. At the time I listed the bark for sale, I did not realize the emotional impact it would have.” Oh, really? You didn't?

People aren't bright.

Bill Beckwith who was a carpenter on HGTV's series Curb Appeal died at the age of 38 in a motorcycle accident and it got pretty much no news coverage.

Kris Jenner is apparently off the market already. There were rumors that she was dating a guy from The Bachelor (Ben Flajnik, 31 and she is 58). Now, if this is for real, she is just being stupid and he is stretching his small amount of fame as far as it'll go.

Aron Ralston was arrested the other day in Denver, CO for domestic battery. You may not now his name but you know his story. They made that movie 127 Hours starring James Franco based off when he was trapped and had to cut off his own forearm to free himself. You know the judge is just gonna look at his ass and be like “Dude, are you serious?”

There are reports that Liam Hemsworth wants to get back with Miley Cyrus. Seriously?! Miley recently performed at a the Jingle Ball and this is what she did with Santa.

I wish this girl was hot.

Amanda Bynes has enrolled as a fashion school (FIDM) just a week after getting out of rehab. How about taking things a bit slower, huh? I'm not saying that she shouldn't have a close to normal life, whatever that means, but she just spent months trying to get better after months of wild shit including tossing bongs out of windows, setting fires, and having her dog covered in gasoline.

I didn't know it but Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez's divorce is still in the process of being finalized. She just wants her last name back even though I had no idea she had legally changed it to his.

Chris Brown is being sued by openly gay singer Frank Ocean's cousin. Sha'Keir Duarte (people really need to stop with these honked up ass names) says that Brown's security beat the fuck out of him back during that huge brawl where glass was thrown. He wants over $3 million in payment. Brown has filed a counter suit. Frank is staying out this shit.

Ice-T's wife Coco is coming out with her own sex toy line. Things like dildos, vibrators, and personal massagers. Who are we kidding? Personal massagers are what vibrators are called when you sell them anywhere outside a sex shop. This is what Coco is known for by the way.

That's right. Her hair.

It appears that Kanye West is talking himself out of fame. A concert at the Sprint Center drew only 4,500 fans. That is a lot of people but not when the place holds almost four times that many people. He also stopped one show after three songs and canceled even more.

Celebrity birthdays this past week! “Rapper” Nicki Minaj turned 31 and her ass turned 3. Actress Kim Basinger 60. Actress Terri Hatcher 49. Actor Jeffrey Wright 48. Actor Frankie Muniz turned 28. Performer Little Richard turned 81. Comedian Magaret Cho turned 45. Rapper Jay Z turned 44. Tyra Banks 40. Actor Jeff Bridges turned 64. Ozzy Osbourne is 65. Great actress Julianne Moore turned 53. Britney Spears turned 32. And daughter of Lenny Kravitz and Lisa Bonet Zoe Kravitz turned 25. Yes. She. Did.

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