Bad
Ben 8/10
Another
week another horror movie with B&H. This time we watched a movie
from 2016 called Bad Ben. I'd never heard of this festival of
nonsense but I am so glad I watched it. It only cost a few hundred
bucks and was filmed in the writer and directors house named Nigel
Bach. He plays a guy named Tom Riley who bought a place from a sheriff's sale and wants to flip it and sale it. He is the only person
in the movie and the only voice you hear and you will laugh at his
voice often. When he says “Goddammit!” you will too. He looks
around the house and finds things like crosses and bibles which he
promptly tosses in the trash. He leaves and comes back and furniture
is moved around. He thinks someone is doing this and activates a
series of cameras in every part of the house along with filming it
himself on his phone.
Even
after putting in cameras weird shit keeps happening and the basement
camera does not work. That is saved for the end. I started calling
whatever was doing this the Angle Gang because they would place
things in the house at angles. Then they became Tilt Gang and as the
film went on I just wanted to see shit in the house tilted. Tilt Gang
strikes more as Tom finds things like pentagrams and voodoo dolls,
bloody baby clothes with a photo and treasure chest of knives, and a
small grave in the yard. No problem for Tom who desecrates all of it
immediately! Tilt Gang decides it is not taking Tom's shit anymore
and Tom says the same to the spirit. Tilt Gang waits until Tom falls
asleep and beats the shit out of him and I laughed and laughed.
Tom
performs an exorcism which I assume he learned online and thinks shit
is cool until shit is very much not cool and get worse and it is
hilarious. I gave this such a high score because while it was cheap
as hell and the main character is not close to being a good actor it
made me laugh my ass off and had a very strange story. If you can
find a way to check this out you should and make sure it is with a
group of friends. Tilt Gang 4 Life!
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