I Am
Vengeance 5/10
This
was not a terrible movie. I knew that it was gonna be cheesy. I Am
Vengeance is a title I cant ignore because I love stories about
revenge. The closer you are to someone the harder the vengeance
should be. Or, like, the death of a puppy you just got from your
recently deceased wife! Monsters! Anyhoot, this stars Stu Bennett fka
Wade Barrett. I want this guy to succeed in cinema. I watched his
wrestling career, used to put him in the game before he was
officially in it. This guy had a unique look and a great voice.
Seriously, his voice sounds like something you'd hear before frogs
started raining from the sky. So I added this to my Netflix list and
watched this tonight while making Perler beads. Yeah. It is a hobby.
Click here to see them.
This
is about a guy named John Gold who is former military. Or still in
it. I'm still not sure. He finds out that his friend was murdered as
well as his friends parents. He discovers that a group of soldiers
are using this ratty town to peddle their drugs they found overseas.
John is joined by this lady who is on drugs and annoying as fuck. I
squinted every time she was on screen and wanted to hiss. I seriously
didn't like her. Actually, all of the women in this were flat as
hell. The only cool one that was a ninja got beat the easiest and she
was right before the final boss battle! How?! I was looking forward
to their fight.
Like I
was, this was not terrible. Just...it felt flat. Bennett could not
save this but I could see how if it were written and directed better
it could have actually been really entertaining. Then I saw that it
was written and directed by the same person, so fuck me I guess. This
movie has bloody fights, people getting shot, stabbed, and one dude
gets his eyes gouged out. I seen't it! I want to see Bennett in more
movies as a tough guy and then make his way over to more competent
directors and writers. Put this guy in a fucking Marvel movie and let
him go.
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