Frivolous Flicks 1

I be watching stuff but not all of it. Not like movies when I put a DNF/10 but an episode or two of a series and then I don't write about it. That changes now. I watched parts and episodes of some shows with L. a few weeks ago and will be writing about them. These are from American Horror Stories.

X 3/10

A security guard is at his post when he sees this spooky ass woman standing outside and he goes to investigate which proves this was not written by a Black person. She vanishes. This nurse named Claire is working at a hospital where it is obvious they use a lot of day for night shots. She turns and she and a coworker see her standing in the hallway just pointing and looking like she took every single drug that exists and some that don't anymore. She gets a bed and the other nurse is like “Please don't leave me alone with this bitch.” An orderly comes in and gets killed and the lady is gone.

Long story short she is an escaped patient from a secret part of the hospital called Ward X. Claire instead of going home when she had the chance (security dude was charged with getting her tea and taking her home) stays and plays detective. The nurse friend was in on the cancer experiments and throws herself from the roof. Claire finds the place where all the patients are being kept and ends up caught herself after telling cops. Oh, and the security guard has been infected with cancer as well. I mean, she pretty much asked to be captured. She didn't leave. She told the person in charge of the program that she was telling. She was just dumb ass the way around.

The Thing Under The Bed 2/10

Not much to say. This lady has a bad time sleeping. Her fiancé that she doesn't wanna have kids with (she secretly takes birth control) gets snatched from under the bed by something. No one believes her. This little girl has bad dreams and is now an adult in a coma and using the monster in some way to capture people. This male nurse helps the lady investigate and the coma girl and lady are in dream land and she wants to kill the girl because she dangerous. I forget how this ended exactly but it was silly.

Teacup Episode 1 (Bleh/10)

I knew this show was gonna be nonsense and after seeing rainbow eyes I knew I would not go further than this episode. There is a vet mom. Dad. Daughter and son. There is also this lady in the woods talking gibberish and running from a wolf. The dad obviously boned down with the neighbor woman but I don't care. The animals are acting weird and the boy vanishes to find a sheep. He gets caught by the wild woman who screams in his face or something and now he got rainbow eyes and saying the same stuff she was. Then some dude shows up with spray paint. There was nothing in this that intrigue me.