I will
now be titling DVDiculous, TV Slut, Way Back, Babbling Old Man, and Demand It as The Review
because it makes no sense to have that many different titles for
things I watch. Today I saw a Crackle made movie called Dead Rising:
Watchtower based off of the Dead Rising video game. The trailer for
this looked fun but unfortunately the movie wasn't. I wasn't
expecting too much. Just some fun and crazy ways to watch zombies get
killed in film. This kept switching between goofy, serious, gory,
then taking itself way too serious or me to be fully committed to it.
I think I just described bad sex.
This
movie revolves around an internet reporter which no one takes
seriously in this. He and his photographer are are caught up in the
middle of a zombie outbreak in a quarantined zone. They both manage
to escape but she ends up back there gathering information on the
military's role in events. Meanwhile he ends up hooking up with an
infected girl that takes the cure, Zombrex, to stay normal. They hook
up with a mother that stabbed her zombie daughter but still thinks
she is alive because she is crazy and eventually she is gonna find
her daughter and be killed by her.
