Oh, Game Of Thrones. You're so...deadly. As you can tell from the name of these series of blogs this will contain spoilers for specific episodes of shows that I am writing about. I have written about GOT more times than I remembered. I have written about The Faceless Man. How this show is full of assholes. How Cersei Lannister was one of the most evil people on TV. This is a damn good show full of a lot of people that look similar (big, White, bearded) so it took close to two seasons of watching before I could start trying to call people by their names. Still I tend to say things like “The one with the beard that is never around” or “The one with the beard that is all about that rape.”
As the
show continues you start to like new characters or older ones someone
seem less evil than they previously were. But there are some people
that are just irredeemable. King Joffrey is the definition of
irredeemable. This kid has been consistent in his dickery ever since
he first stepped on screen. Some of the shitty things he's done
include having the head of the girl he was going to marry father chopped off
in front of her after acting as if he'd set him free. During a riot
where he had cow shit thrown at him he wanted everyone executed and
left his future wife unprotected as he ran away. After being told by
his mother that he couldn't hit his future wife he found out it was
cool for his men to. During her wedding (not to him because fuck
honor!) he played the role of her father walking her down the aisle.
Yes. He is the one that had her father beheaded!
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Here
comes the spoilers.
