Female mixed martial artist Chris Brown has finally removed all the graffiti that once covered a large wall outside his home. He says its not because his neighbors complained because he’s a big baby…that hits women.
Lamar Odom lost his shit after a photographer asked him about his alleged cheating on wife Khloe Kardashian. Odom was real polite at first and told the guy he wanted to talk to him. Then he grabbed all his shit, smashed it, then drove off with it a bit before dumping it on the street. I haven’t heard about any lawsuits yet.
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Charlie Sheen is fighting to not have to pay his ex wife Brooke Mueller anything a month. He has been paying $55,000 a month in child support to her which makes no sense when its him or Denise Richards taking care of the kids because his ex wife is always drunk or in rehab. Stay classy.
Then Sheen and some friends went looking for the Loch Ness Monster. I’m serious. He did that.
Bobbi Kristina, daughter of pills and a nice soak Whitney Houston, is engaged to her brother. They keep saying he isn’t because he was adopted, or brought in by the family. But still. Its totally her brother. They wont have any flipper armed babies thankfully.
George Clooney and Stacy Kiebler have split because like I have mentioned with the Halle Berry Theory no matter how hot someone is there is someone tired of fucking them.
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One of Justin Bieber’s boyfriends Lil Twist was arrested while driving in JB’s car around 3:30am for driving under the influence of weed. What do we even call that? Driving while high?
More Bieber news. A club he visited in Chicago is in the shit for serving him and his friends alcohol even though the place is supposed to be 21 and over. Bieber is not 21 yet.
And Selena Gomez felt like making more bad life decisions besides being in Spring Breakers and is back with Bieber saying he needs to change his wild ways. She probably said that after this happened.
Bieber decided that it was a cool idea to take a piss in a mop bucket at a restaurant while his friends cheered him on. Can someone please knock this little fucker out, please? He also sprayed a picture of Bill Clinton and shouted “Fuck Clinton!” because he likes to stay up on current events.
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Paris Hilton got a speeding ticket because we all forgot she existed.
Former NFL player and teen fucker Lawrence Taylor’s son Lawrence Taylor Jr. was arrested for forcing oral sex from one girl under 16 and having sex with another. May the fires of Hell cleanse their souls.
Amanda Bynes was in court for her allegations that she threw a bong out of a window in New York when cops came to check on her goofy ass. She showed up looking like a Cap’N Crunch induced dream. She still says that one of the cops slapped her vagina. I say her vagina slapped the cop first. Now its time for some Bynes tweets!
when my hair grows out will everyone stop putting up fake videos of random girls in wigs posing as me? thanks!
my lawyer will have every fake story about me removed from the internet
whatever angers you owns you
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