I was
going to say that for what seems like the last few years that
comedian Katt Williams was losing his shit. Then I looked at a time
line of all of his interactions with the law and drama and realized
that none of what he's been doing should shock me at all. I was
sitting here thinking that his apparent downward spiral had been in
the last two years maybe. Nope. Here is a rough time line of his nonsense.
I'm sure I'll leave some stuff out.
In
November 2006 he was arrested after a stolen gun was found in his
briefcase at LAX. He spent three years in jail and was given three
years probation.
In
2008 he moved with his kids, eight in total with seven being adopted,
and had to fight a nanny for custody of one of his daughters. How
that happens, I don't know.
In
November of 2010 in Georgia he was arrested for stealing jewelry and
coins totaling $3,500.
In
June of 2011 in L.A he was arrested when he and three female goons
attacked a tractor driver hitting them with rocks and dirt. He was
released after posting bail.
In
November 2012 (he needs to stay home in November it seems!) he was
being looked into for attacking a former assistant. While in Oakland
the same month he was arrested for beating an 18 year old in
Berkeley. Same month, days later, he was sued for no-showing.
Days
later in December 2012 he was arrested in Seattle after getting into
a dispute. On the 7th of the same month he was arrested for not
stopping for police the previous month after driving a motorbike on
the sidewalk. Later that month he was arrested for child endangerment
and had four of them place in protective custody. Around this time he
slapped a Target employee.
In
January of 2013 he was arrested in his home in L.A for not showing up
for the motorbike incident.
October
2014 he and Suge Knight were arrested for stealing the camera from a
reporter. This I do remember.
In
February of 2016 he was arrested in Georgia for attacking a pool
store clerk. Cops came and Katt was laying on the ground face down
and ready for jail.
In
March of 2016 after playing soccer with some students he got choked
out by a kid after throwing the first punch which seemed to have no
effect on the student. Police are still investigating this since Katt
threw the first “punch.” Before this incident he got his ass
kicked at a Beanie Sigel concert but it was mostly forgotten after
the kid slapped a crossfaced chickenwing on him.
And
lastly, for now, on April 27th 2016 he was arrested in Georgia after
throwing a salt shaker at a manager of a restaurant.
After
Katt was choked out by the kid he kept talking about the fact that he
was a celebrity. Now, I am thinking that he really is considering the
fact that he has been in trouble with the law and is still free to be
an idiot. Does he needs meds? Better friends? Awesome cable service
so he doesn't feel like leaving home and getting into trouble?
Katt
is in a position where if he stayed out of the public's eye for the
rest of the year, got help, and worked on his material he could make
an amazing comeback. He could be on stage explaining every mugshot
and what happened and turning it into comedy. Richard Pryor set
himself on fire trying to light a crack pipe and turned that into one
of his funniest standup acts. Otherwise we are looking at someone on
their way down that will not be recovering. The fact that he has so
many kids and still has enough time to be such a goddamn fool is
amazing.
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