Dante Watches Humanoids Monsters Of The Deep

Humanoids From The Deep 8/10

 

I watched this crazy ass movie last night and laughed and shouted at people who can't hear me cause they're in a movie made when I was 1 years old. This movie had everything. Racist fishermen, swamp monsters looking for human ass, gore, psychic babies, unnecessary explosions, a banjo band. And is that Lorne Greene? No. Its Vic Morrow playing a mumbling sheriff!

Doug McClure as Jim Hill

Ann Turkel as Dr. Susan Drake

Vic Morrow as Hank Slattery

Cindy Weintraub as Carol Hill

Anthony Pena as Johnny Eagle

Denise Galik as Linda Beale

Lynn Schiller as Peggy Larson

Meegan King as Jerry Potter

Breck Costin as Tommy Hill

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Dante Watches The Children

The Children 6/10

I watched this crazy ass movie called The Children after it was suggested by Vintage Video Podcast. This is about a bunch of spooky ass kids that get turned into monsters after going through a green nuclear cloud and they turn people into lunch meat.

Martin Shakar as John Freemont

Gil Rogers as Sheriff Billy Hart

Gale Garnett as Cathy Freemont

Shannon Bolin as Molly

Tracy Griswold as Deputy Harry Timmons

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Dante Watches Alligator (1980)

Alligator 7/10

I watched this crazy movie called Alligator that was made in 1980. It is about an alligator that is hopped up on all the drugs and needs to keep eating folks to survive that is being chased by a cop with something to prove. It was way more entertaining than it deserved to be!

Robert Forster as David Madison

Robin Riker as Marisa Kendall

Michael V. Gazzo as Chief Clark

Dean Jagger as Slade

Sydney Lassick as Luke Gutchel

Jack Carter as the Mayor 

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