Back when I was about 9 or 10 years old this group En Vogue came out. I have mentioned before that I never went through a phase were I was like “Ew, girls!” That could be used to describe me more now than then, but at that time I was all about women. Especially in packs. Back then there were a bunch of different girl groups out. It was glorious. What was even better was that they were covered up all the time so when they finally did a sexy video it was like “Whoa! Where did all that come from?!” It made me an even bigger fan. That video for “Giving Him Something He Can Feel” makes my pants tight till this day and that came out 22 years ago.
They
have had members leave, come back, get replaced, and make solo
albums. The way I used to decribe them when I would say who I liked I
would say “The Short One” Maxine Jones. I loved “The Tall One”
Cindy Herron. Then there were the other two known as “The One With
The Tight Eyes” Dawn Robinson and “The Other One” Terry Ellis.
For whatever reason Ellis went on to make some damn good albums and
Dawn went on to be a part of Lucy Pearle which was a cool ass band.
Now
there aren't groups like that anymore. Girls either wear nothing or
they are too young for me to be looking at. What am I gonna do with a
chick in her 20's? Have lunch and explain how there used to be one
phone in the house when I was little? Yes. That is the answer.
