I
finally got around to watching the 1966 movie Django. No, this is not
that lame ass Django Unchained that came out. This movie is about a
guy that kills over 100 people and doesn't seem to care about it. I'm
still not sure if he is a good guy or not because even when he does
something good its for honked up reason. This stars Franco Nero as
Django. He's the only person who I'll mention by name because
everyone else is a silly person. While dragging a casket through the
desert he comes across this woman named Maria who is being whipped by
some Mexican dudes. He waits a while and watches as these White dudes
kill them all.
Right
after she is saved the same guys are like “That's what you get for
messing with them Mexicans!” and then they are ready to kill her.
At this point the movie, less than ten minutes in, I already a
comedy. I feel like I'm watching A Million Ways To Die In The West.
Django saves her, takes her back to town, and brings her to a
bar/whore house. Not really a difference back then. Turns out that
she escaped from the whore house and wouldn't ya know it, the evil
White man gang is coming! Everyone knows who this woman is. She's
supposed to be half White half Mexican and while I know that it is
totally possible to be that and have blond hair, green eyes, and
absolutely no accent...come on. Django gets into with these guys and
a duel is planned. Django brings his casket out and all hell breaks
loose!
