Last year I made a small list of
hot mothers from TV. I left a lot of women out because, well, I’m a lazy son of a bitch. I could honestly make a list with at least ten different ladies but I wanted to go with the ones that were truly
Fapable. So no you will not be seeing
Carol Brady or the mom from
Family Ties. This isn’t about nice or wholesome moms. This is about hot ass ones that usually had ugly husbands. You got your pants around your ankles? Good. Lets go!
Morticia Addams. The funny thing about her is that I didn’t want to see her without makeup. When I was younger I had a huge crush on
Elvira and then one day I saw her in normal form and it totally killed my boner.
Carolyn Jones who played Morticia was a rare exception. She was hot in either form. If you search for pictures of her there are a bunch showing
Anjelica Huston who played her in a later film which was just ridiculous. That’s like getting
Michelle Williams to play
Marilyn Monroe in a film. Huh? You’re kidding. Okay. That’s totally happening.
