M Knight Shyamalan is a pompous asshole. That's pretty much how I feel about the guy. For years he was able to crank out some good movies. Its weird when I even write that. M Knight used to make good movies. There was The Sixth Sense of course. Then he did Unbreakable which is the best superhero movie where they refuse to say out loud that its a superhero movie. And then there's Signs which a lot of people say isn't good because the aliens that are killed by water land on Earth which is mostly water. You know what? People still drown! Water ain't new so lay off the ignorant ass aliens!
If
that's the biggest problem you have with the movie then it ain't all
bad. You know what yanked me right the hell out of the movie? The
fact that M Knight actually put himself in the movie. This Indian
dude living in the middle of Buttfuck, Arkansas that kills Mel
Gibson's wife with his car made my brain power down for a moment.
Yes, I know that Indians live everywhere but the way that town looked
it seemed like the kind of place that would chase anyone not White
out. Okay, I'm done.
