You ever hear a musician or band that a lot of people like and you ask yourself “Is it just me or does this music suck?” Millions of people will buy their songs and pay good money to go to a concert and you slowly start to go crazy because its like you’re living your own personal version of They Live. You run around trying to get everyone to put on the glasses and next thing you know you’re fighting your best friend in an alley. To me, Nicki Minaj is the alien that no one else can see.
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I know that someone reading this is calling me a hater and they should stop because that term is old as hell. I remember when I first heard Minaj and I almost kicked my stereo in the face. “What is this audio abortion?! Egads! My ears! They bleed!” She does this weird thing where she talks all sweet and cute which I already hate and suddenly transforms into an enraged version of Sloth from Goonies. I’m sure it scares the children. You remember those cute little aliens in Galaxy Quest? Its like that. But worse. There is nothing hotter than a woman that can go from Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls to Batman in three seconds.
