Are you planning on getting a divorce? Have you already divorced? Shame on you. Its all about that thing called “consciously uncoupling” because regular divorces are for your mortals, not for people like Gwyneth Paltrow. She and her soon to be ex husband lead singer of Coldplay Chris Martin released a statement that has angered many people but just managed to make me roll my eyes so hard that I was able to see my brain, read my thoughts, and express my annoyance through text. Here is what she posted on her blog.
“It is with hearts full of sadness
that we have decided to separate. We have been working hard for well
over a year, some of it together, some of it separated, to see what
might have been possible between us, and we have come to the
conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain
separate. We are, however, and always will be a family, and in many
ways we are closer than we have ever been. We are parents first and
foremost, to two incredibly wonderful children and we ask for their
and our space and privacy to be respected at this difficult time. We
have always conducted our relationship privately, and we hope that as
we consciously uncouple and coparent, we will be able to continue in
the same manner.
Love,
Gwyneth & Chris”
Gwyneth & Chris”
I will assume Chris didn't write a
single word of this. I have heard his music. He is better than this.
I love how when famous people split they say that they will remain
best friends and that everything is great...except for the fact that
something happened that was so bad that they can't stand to be in the
same home together.
