“Super Mario Bros. 3 is a two-dimensional platform game in which the player controls the on-screen protagonist (either Mario or Luigi) from a third-person perspective. In addition to the running and jumping moves found in past games, the player can fly and float with the aid of the tanooki suit or the racoon suit. Super Mario Bros. 3 is set after the events of previous games. Mario and Luigi embark on a mission on behalf of Princess Toadstool to stop Bowser and his children—the Koopalings—from terrorizing the kings of seven regions in the Mushroom World. The Koopalings stole the kings' magic wands and transformed them into animals.”
This has to be the best
Mario game ever created. Not only did it have nothing to do with that punk ass
Mario Bros. 2 but it actually had elements of the original
Mario Bros. game. There was just so much stuff in this game that made it ridiculously fun to play. You could get a little frog suit to swim in which was way better than using your regular punk ass arms and legs like in the first game. You could get a raccoon outfit that when you ran really fast you started flying in the air and wiggling your tail. Oh, it was so cute! Uh, I mean it was totally fucking bad ass. Yeah. Vagina rules! I’m gonna go punch a bear in the cock and dropkick a zebra! Sorry. Had to claim my manhood back.
