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Wednesday, May 2, 2012

DVDiculous: Percy Jackson & The Vampire's Assistant


I randomly decided to watch this movie because, well, it was almost 3am and damn it I had nothing else to do but try to read in the dark or break some kinda world record. Percy Jackson & Olympians The Lightning Thief wasn’t as bad of a film as I thought it would be. Its about a kid that finds out that his dad was Perseus. That’s way better than Leroy from Slauson being your dad.

Will the Black one survive?! Even the gods aren't sure!

He ends up at a place where other half-god kids are trained to fight and never get to meet their parents. Percy’s best friend from school who is handicapped turns out to be half-goat and his wheelchair bound teacher is a centaur. Every handicapped person is now suspect in my eyes.