Tomb
Raider 1/10
What
the hell was this butt fest of a movie? Don't think I was sitting
here hoping this movie would blow my mind with a great story and
incredible action. But I did at least hope it would be fun and
cheesy. Wasn't fun. Wasn't cheesy. It just existed. That is a good way
to describe this. It just existed. Things happened on screen, people
were hit (mostly Lara Croft), explosions happened, and it threatened
the world with a sequel that I assure you will never happen. I am
sure I said the same thing about the Tomb Raider film from back in
the day but that was when Angelina Jolie had that boom boom pow. I
won't even compare that and this movie because they were both ass.
Just not fun shit that costs way more than they should've. I would
have taken that 90 million bucks and invested in three seasons of the
most epic Zelda series ever seen. So yeah. You may notice I'm not
actually talking about the movie. That's cause it blew creepy clowns.
Not all that much to say.
