Showing posts with label You Had One Job: X-Men Film Franchise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label You Had One Job: X-Men Film Franchise. Show all posts

Thursday, March 9, 2017

You Had One Job: X-Men Film Franchise


I am going to try to simultaneously explain why the X-Men movie franchise is garbage and try to make sense of its time line at the same time. This is difficult considering how many films that have been made, reboots, retelling, actor changes, and general not giving a fuck by the writers and directors. I recently watched the latest film, Logan, and just threw my arms in the air. There were things said in the movie that made no sense (Xavier did not find Wolverine cage fighting!) and just further convoluted this series. There will be a lot of focus on the Logan/Wolverine character because he linchpins this entire series. Let's see how far I get into this before my head explodes and my face melts off.