Once
again Katniss Everdeen returns to trick unsuspecting mothers into
thinking they have found a female hero for their daughters! For some
reason I decided to watch Hunger Games Mockingjay which is the third
movie (click here for a review of the first and second films) but had that part one thing because they decided to make a two
hour trailer out of this film. Jennifer Lawrence returns to make her
ugly crying face while being saved by every guy that is around her.
If you have hugged Katniss, chances are you are not long for this
world. Or you're gonna get tortured until you become a 5 foot 1
killing machine that has enough power to toss guards around the room
before trying to choke out Katniss. That happened.
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| I know. I can't believe it either. |
This
movie follows right after the second horrible film where she ended
the games by shooting an arrow into the sky. In all the years of
those shitty games no one ever thought to try something like that?
Here is how I'd sum up the movie. Katniss, you need to be a hero for
the people. No. I just want Peeta back. But you have to help save the
country. No. I just want Peeta. But we need you to be the face of the
revolution. No. I just want Peeta and my sister to be safe. Oh, and
our pet cat. The end. When I say this movie was a trailer I mean it.
I get it, the evil president is running shit and you don't care to
stop him, but stop crying long enough to record a message to give
those miserable ass folks some hope. Katniss didn't do shit in this
movie but shoot an arrow once. Once! Can't wait to watch the last
film on Amazon next year.
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