For
all the things I can think of that my father has done to embarrass me
in my life the one thing I can say he has never done is cry on the
internet. There is no footage of this. Know who can't say that?
Tyrese Gibson's daughter Shayla. Holy shit, this dude is falling
apart at an alarming rate. Or maybe not so alarming and not so
surprising when you think about it. I have been following all of his
escapades online and in court because I have close to no life. If I
did any less it would be called haunting so I have the time and love
of nonsense to keep up with this fool and his shenanigans.
I was
talking to Jasmine and we started talking about some money he was
loaned (allegedly and I'll get to that soon) and we wondered how much
he was worth. I checked his net worth and recalled how he almost cost
Dr. Dre a billion dollars. Let me explain. In the documentary The Defiant Ones they show a scene where Tyrese and a drunk Dre in the
background announce the merger of Beats By Dre and Apple...before
Apple had a chance to announce it. This could have easily, easily,
cost Dre his deal. And for what? So Tyrese could be the living
version of the guy that posts “First!” in comment sections.
Tyrese is my age so he should know better than to do most of the dumb
shit he does on the internet. Let's timeline some shit. This alleged shit. Gotta say that nowadays.
Less
than two months ago (38 days as of me writing this) his former wife
Norma Gibson claimed that he spanked their ten year old daughter
Shayla so hard that she couldn't even sit down. Man, I have been
there. She is trying to get a permanent restraining order against him
and full physical and legal custody of her. She also wants him to
take anger management courses. She has said he has beat their
daughter between twelve and sixteen times which as a child I would
have called “April.” Tyrese claims he only smacked her on the ass
once and now the LA County Department of Children and Family Services
is watching his ass. Tyrese's lawyer, Terry Levich Ross who seems
pretty professional stated “She's a lying piece of shit. Tyrese is
devastated. He's a good guy and I will prove that.”
Thirty
days ago he got into it with Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson. Besides
being upset that The Rock is holding up the next installment of the
Fast & Furious movies to do a spin-off Tyrese got butt hurt
because The Rock called Tyrese's album a “big piece of black dog
shit.” Tyrese responded with “Haters come in many forms. In my
Kanye voice #BlackRose is one of the greatest R&B Soul Albums of
all time my single #SHAME was #1 on Billboard for 16 weeks my album
came in #1 on the TOP 200!!! Real R&B music lovers know. This
album is in a league of its own #BlackRose.” Yeah...nah.
Seventeen
days ago his ex wife filed a police report after Tyrese got a plane
to fly a banner over her school saying “No matter what, Daddy loves
you Shayla.” That is some scary shit. He also had a teddy bear,
fruit basket, and a card delivered to the school. That is, as the
kids say, being extra. This would be considered too much even for a
birthday but adding the fact that it is being done after his ex wife
had already had a restraining order place on him so that he could not
have direct contact with her or their daughter. In court Norma stated
that Tyrese has hired someone to follow her. She also stated that he
punched her while she was pregnant in 2007 but signed papers to not
say anything at the time because she was afraid to ruin his career.
Fourteen
day ago wore all black to court saying that this was the funeral and
it represented the “death of a dialogue” regarding him being a
bad father. Fast forward to later that night where he went to the ER
because he was having chest pains. Of course the cause is being said
dehydration because for some reason famous folks don't know how to
stay moisturized. Tyrese also believes that his daughter is being
coached to say the things she has about him. Tyrese got to see his
daughter for a day during a monitored visit and made sure to make it
public and took her to In & Out.
Nine
days ago Tyrese became a meme after posting a video crying
hysterically saying he is paying $13,000 a month in child support and
wailing “What more do you want from me?!” There have been songs
made and everything. He said that his rich friends are not helping
him. Bitch, you got money. Know how I know? You flash all your shit
on the internet. I saw your video showing new cars trying to get back
at The Rock. He filmed this hours before heading to court by the way.
He has said that he is not going crazy but just upset with what his
ex wife is putting him through and bleeding him dry financially and
making him unemployable. Dude. I think the shit you post online can
handle that without her help. Imagine how fun those Furious movies
are gonna be with him on set. He was also patted down when entering
court because fuck taking chances. If I saw that video and knew you
were showing up I would have had his ass ready for a strip search.
Yesterday
he posted “You've guys asked me to get off and stay off the
Internet now that my daughter's legal fees will be paid. I will
listen.” The guys he is talking about are Will Smith and Jada
Pinkett-Smith. He said that they gave him five million bucks to cover
his legal fees. “Sources” connected to the couple say that this
is not even close to being true. In a speech a child gave regarding
everyone hating Tyrese he stated in a response “feel you..... !
feel you..... Who ever this genius kid is just know that your full
scholarship to Harvard University will be paid for as soon as my Will
Smith Wire comes in......... Nothing will change if we don't change
it he's a game changer just like.” I am not correcting all that
shit. And why are you promising money to someone A) You don't know.
And B) With money your ass ain't got! That kid believes you!
This
guy needs a friend. Like, a real friend. Your real friend would keep
you from posting the shit he posts online. You would call your friend
with that hysterical shit and they would listen then tell you to
straighten the fuck up and handle your business properly. I am not
the person that should be telling anyone how to adult properly but
this guy needs someone to help him. He doesn't need his daughter to
see the dumb shit he has been posting or saying. He is gonna fuck
around and talk himself out of any of the new Furious movies. We've
already seen that even the dead can be CGI'd. I'm sure Lil Bow Wow
can take time from riding his private jet long enough to come back
and replace him.
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