Thursday, September 5, 2019

The Review: Mission Impossible Fallout



Mission Impossible Fallout 3/10

Well, it was definitely a movie. I have seen all of the Mission Impossible movies and while some were super action heavy with some story accidentally getting involved this one was nothing but explosions with some spy type shit squeezed in to shut people like me up. The face swap thing isn't even cool anymore. I don't know how you can have a team of spies that do so much public damage. You would not be able to explain away the shit they get away with to a government. In Paris alone they would've been asking hundreds of questions after the motorcycle chase. If you have never seen one of these movies, I think there are five previous ones, and watched this you would not feel lost. Even if you are like “He was married?!” they go out of their way to plot that out. Its fine.


Ethan Hunt caught a dude and his evil organization is planning to spread some diseases and Ethan needs to stop the. A new dude shows up and Ethan is forced to work with him and as soon as he showed up I thought “How long until it is revealed he is evil?” They wanted longer than I expected. He isn't even smart. In his first action scene he yanks out Ethan's oxygen mask for laughs and gets struck by lightning and is okay moments later. Everyone is! People get hit by cars, crash in helicopters, and fall three stories and walk away just fine. One dude gets stabbed and dies and I actually laughed. Guess he wasn't on the team long enough. If you wanna see things blow up and a shit ton of running knock yourself out.

Tom Cruise as Ethan Hunt
Henry Cavill as August Walker
Ving Rhames as Luther Stickell
Simon Pegg as Benji Dunn
Rebecca Ferguson as Ilsa Faust
Sean Harris as Solomon Lane
Angela Bassett as Erica Sloane
Vanessa Kirby as Alanna Mitsopolis
Michelle Monaghan as Julia Meade
Alec Baldwin as Alan Hunley

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