The Review: 6 Underground

6 Underground 7/10

Spoilers! I decided to watch 6 Underground because it looked insane and full of explosions and that is exactly what it was. I read some reviews bashing it because that is the thing to do when it comes to Michael Bay movies. Some people said they could not understand the plot and I am gonna guess because you can watch this at home and people probably checked their phones every five seconds or wrote about it online as they watched which means you're not actually watching, you fucking freaks! Put your phone down and watch things! Okay. So I watched it and enjoyed the fuck out of this. It starts off with a man known as One who is rich as shit and gets a team together to help the world...by killing hundreds of people. I would love to know the body count in this. This image defines this movie.

During this insane ass car chase that involves dogs almost being hit, babies, nuns, mimes, and people getting launched the driver, Six, ends up getting killed which surprised the hell out of me. One goes around grabbing operatives that have a specialty in something after he faked his own death to punish bad guys. Why? Because he was a rich asshole that did not care about anything but his money and is at ground zero when a city if bombed and gassed. There is a spy, a parkour/thief, a hitman, and a doctor. After the death of Six a former soldier who watched his squad die after gets brought on the team. Thank god because they have a deal where none of them tell their real names and if someone dies or gets left behind they just die and get left behind. When Seven joins the team he refuses to let anyone get left behind.

This movie was fucking insane and exactly what I expected it to be. I wanted to see explosions and crazy gun fights. I got that plus super magnets. The music in this was really cool and fit every scene. The stunts were nuts. There were some genuine moments that made me crack up laughing. If they made another one of these I would for sure see it. If you aren't into super bloody, action packed violence filled movies then don't watch this...or pretend you did and shit on it because that is what people do. Movie bloggers and reviewers are just the worst. I have over ten blogs and this one is dedicated to movies and TV. Sometimes I want to watch crazy ass movies and this was one of them. Its on Netflix. Just watch the shit.

Ryan Reynolds as One

Mélanie Laurent as Camille/Two

Manuel Garcia-Rulfo as Javier/Three

Ben Hardy as Billy/Four

Adria Arjona as Amelia/Five

Dave Franco as Six

Corey Hawkins as Blaine/Seven

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