Sunday, August 30, 2020

The Review: Doom Patrol S2E4



Doom Patrol S2E4 “Sex Patrol”

This episode had so much weird shit. Just when I thought something was strange a minute later something else would happen. This starts with a flashback showing Niles with Dorothy when she was living with Danny The Street. Even though she looks like a little girl she is old as fuck and Niles keeps treating her like a kid. I thought when she lived on Danny that she was partying down with everyone else. Nope! Niles had her underneath Danny all by herself and her imaginary friends. Candlemaker is getting stronger and keeps wanting her to do the opposite of what Niles says. She always ignores him except those few times when she makes a wish and crazy shit happens. A lot happens and I'll try to keep it in some form of order.


The Dannyzens show up to help put Danny back together after Dorothy dropped him in brick form. Flex Mentallo is with them and I was happy. I shit you not, I would watch an entire show with just his character. They decide that a party is what will make Danny strong and come back. Rita helps Dorothy get ready for the party and gives her some makeup which Niles sees and wipes off her face. Dorothy sings “Pure Imagination” and a door opens and the club that was on Danny The Street is inside and they all go there to continue partying. Niles makes her leave to go to sleep since it is late. Of course she ends up sneaking out with the encouragement of Candlemaker. Oh, and Vic/Cyborg is back and wanting to hang with that woman from the previous episodes. Whatever.


Rita asks Flex to make her have an orgasm the way he gave the entire Danny The Street last season because it clears her mind. She has flashbacks of her mother sleeping with a man and how she was told to just look pretty and not worry about other talents. While she is having multiple orgasms this weird ass dude in a temple and a telescope on the top of his head smiles and turns to shadows and heads to the house. His name is Shadowy Mister Evans. Don't ask. Larry is having a little fun at the party and a guy hits on him saying how hot he must be under the bandages. Larry says he would melt everyone to death if he removed his bandages. Rita's orgasms cause all these ghosts to arrive and they are fucking around the house and I laughed way too hard. The demon is going to give birth and when it does it will have a baby and if the baby cries all the children in the world will die. The SeX Men show up to handle him. They can't but Jane can.


Last episode Jane was locked up in her mind. Cliff goes to talk to her and it is the Hangman's Daughter. She paints. Cliff is like “You gotta, like, participate” and she is like “I paint.” The therapist version of her comes out during the party after Scarlet Harlot shows up and acts all freaktified with folks. Hammerhead knowing that if all kids die the kid inside of Jane will takes over. She punches the baby back into the demon. It looked painful. Cliff hugs her and that is enough for the Underground to let Jane free. That's what it took. A damn hug and seeing they can't just chill and deal with the shit Jane does daily. Cliff was on drugs by the way. Niles gave him so ecstasy. Dorothy finally going to sleep tries to talk to Candlemaker and he is ignoring her now which absolutely will be bad later. I forgot to mention that Danny is now a vehicle of some sort. Or will be? 

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