American
Gods Episode 8 “Come To Jesus”/Season 1 Review 9/10
I am
late writing this, I know. This is going to be a review of the final
episode of season one of American Gods as well as the entire season. Some of you may
be confused as to why I gave this season a 9 out of 10 considering I
was all over this show like a cheap suit. Well, it was because of the
seventh episode which was hot garbage and had about four seconds of
footage that was relevant to anything. In a show that features only
eight episodes you can not afford to have one that useless.
Episode
eight starts off finally showing the story of Bilquis' fine ass and
how she rolled before shoving men and women into her vajayjay in
hotel rooms. Oh, this is told by Anansi by the way who I like even
more after reading Neil Gaiman's “Anansi Boys.” He is talking to
Mr. Wednesday and Shadow. Bilquis, the Queen of Sheba, is running
shit back in the day and having cuddle puddles with dozens of men and
women. Guys try to step up and bone her and she is all like “Bring
it.” They do and then an eclipse happens and the next thing you
know they all get melted and sucked into her lady parts. Its wild.
