Straight To DVD Hell: American Psycho 2 & S. Darko

When I used to go to the video store, you know those places that let you rent movies where humans handed you movies temporarily for money, I would see movies and just bust up laughing. These were the direct to DVD movies. Films so bad that they didn’t dare put them in theaters. I will start making lists of these terrible ass films that I flat out refuse to watch just because of the box covers.

American Psycho 2. “The film starts with a twelve-year-old Rachael Newman, whose babysitter is on a date with serial killer Patrick Bateman. As Bateman begins to dissect her babysitter, Rachael breaks out of the duct tape binding her hands and stabs him with an ice pick, which then shows up periodically through the rest of the film. Fast forward to the present day and Rachael is now a college student studying criminology under Professor Starkman, a former FBI agent.”