“Super Mario Bros. 2 is set in the dream-land known as Subcon. Mario's task is to free Subcon from Wart, the game's final boss. The game is a side-scrolling platform game. At the beginning of each stage, the player is given a choice of four protagonists to control: Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Princess Peach. Each character has different strengths; Mario is a well-rounded character; Luigi can jump the highest of the four; Toad can run and pluck vegetables the fastest but can't jump well; and Peach can jump the farthest, due to her ability to hover for a short time, though she is the slowest runner and slowest at plucking items from the ground. All characters have the ability to increase the height of their jump by ducking briefly before they jump.”
Hey, do you remember the good times you had playing Super Mario Bros.? Smashing bricks with your head and going down pipes to collect coins? Jumping on turtles and mushrooms? Fighting the evil King Koopa to save the Princess? Yeah, well fuck your memories. Super Mario 2 took everything you liked about the Mario series and left it in the car with the windows rolled up on a hot day. I hated this game and when people say they loved it I question all of their life decisions. Make sure you get enough cherries to replenish yourself, Mario!
