Ty Warner, the guy who created Beanie Babies owes 53.5 million for tax evasion. Goddamn!!! Remember when everyone was beating the fuck out of each other for those and then they retired them all at the same time effectively making them worthless? I do. Hahaha!
Tami Erin, the chick who played in the shitty version of Pippi Longstocking in the 80's, has decided to release her sex tape herself after a former boyfriend was shopping it around. I expected her to do this and said that she should on my West Hollywood Life blog but I am calling bullshit on her. She planned this all along. Where is that Punky Brewster porn I've been waiting decades for?!
Terrence Howard has agreed to stay away from his ex wife for the next three years because apparently beating her ass is like masturbating and potato chips. You cant do it once.
A Beverly Hills sergeant is in trouble for making comments about Whitney Houston's vagina while she was dead. Yep. That. Happened.
Singer John Legend and model Chrissy Teigen are now married. I have no idea what she looks like. Let's find out together!
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| She a'ight. |
Hiroshi Yamauchi, the man who brought Nintendo to America has passed away from pneumonia. He was 85. Dunna dunna dunna.
Former heavyweight boxing champ Ken Norton passed away at the age of 70.
Bruce Jenner had a piece of his nose removed as it was cancerous. Funny. I didn't know fake noses could get sick. This is the second time he has undergone such a procedure. Perhaps less tanning, sir?
Scott Disick is planning on rapping. Anything for attention. For anyone who is wondering who the hell he is, he's the husband of Kourtney Kardashian whose stepfather I just wrote about with nose cancer.
Zac Efron is in rehab for cocaine addiction, his second time this year. My countdown for him to come out of the closet starts...now!
Antoine Dodson got a girl pregnant. I shit you not. He tweeted “I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!” The. Fuck. He's known for the Bedroom Intruder song. You know “Hide ya kids hide ya wives and hide ya husbands too because they rapin' everybody up in here!”
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Carlos Santana fell asleep behind the wheel in Vegas and crashed his car. Not smooth, man.
Former boxer Oscar De La Hoya is in rehab for substance abuse problems. That didn't stop Floyd Mayweather Jr. aka the reason I stopped watching boxing from making fun of him and later saying he didn't post that picture on his account. You lying little shit. Just admit you did it.
Rappers The Game and Drake are donating money for funeral costs for a family that was killed in a fire recently. Game has set aside $1 million for donations such as these. That is classy as fuck.
Justin Timberlake's aunt named Jane Harless stole over $64 thousand from JT's parents in a check forging scheme. Bitch.
Lamar Odom who is all up in crack cocaine town is not being sued for his attack against the paparazzi...but Kanye West is. Why is that? Well, its because Kanye has made a habit of doing this bullshit and Odom does not.
Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus have officially called off their engagement. For the life of me I cant understand why...
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