Halle Berry has given birth to a baby boy! I put an exclamation point based on penis rage, not joy. This whole situation ought to be interesting considering that she now has a child with two guys that have already gotten into a fist fight.
Lauryn Hill has been released from prison after serving three months for tax evasion. She's now under house arrest for the next few months. She'd failed to pay $1.8 million between 2005 and 2007. Maybe I'm just stupid but that doesn't seem that bad to me.
Casey Kasem is still alive! I seriously thought he died years ago. His wife will not let his three children see him even though he's knock knock knocking on heavens door. Random fact! He was the voice of Shaggy on Scooby Doo.
Crackhead, former NBA player, and soon to be former reality TV star Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian are still on the outs because of his addiction to crack cocaine. Dude looks really bad now and refuses to enter rehab saying that he can do get off the drug on his own...while still doing it. Khloe has already dropped his last name on her Twitter.
Lamar's father, Joe Odom, got a case of the stupids and decided to blame the Kardashian's for Lamar's downfall and Lamar lost his shit on his dad with whom they barely had a relationship to begin with. Lamar has since cut him off and his dad should be homeless right about...now.
Some dude was arrested for throwing a chair through Rihanna's window at her home and has been seen trespassing before. That's what she gets for advertising when she isn't at home. I never understand when people do that on Facebook either. Might as well post a sign on your front door that says “Come inside! Free stuff!”
Pamela Anderson was photographed topless at a beach which was awesome...in 1994.
Kim Kardashian is in Paris with her baby daddy Kanye West trying to get back into the shape that captured many Black men. Kanye talked to the press there and told them how great they are. You know, the same ones that chased down Princess Di until she died in a fiery car wreck? Yeah. Them. Who is watching her newborn?
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Oprah Winfrey is still planning a reality show with Lindsay Lohan minus her parents which means folks will be able to watch the train wreck as it happens.
Emma Roberts, daughter of Eric and niece of Julia, and her boyfriend Evan Peters seem to be fine now after beating the fuck out of each other repeatedly. Ah, young love...
The cases against Justin Bieber for spitting on a neighbor (that saved the spit!) and speeding were both dropped because FAME!!! I'm gonna live forever! He was also in China recently and visited the Great Wall. Then this happened.
Amanda Bynes has left the UCLA medical facility where she was being treated for multiple mental disorders to head to a place called The Canyons where she gets to ride horses. Okay. This place is said to not have the psychiatric care the hospital does so its only a matter of time until another fire is set.
Britney Spears, who is now hot again, of course wants to make her videos less sexy. What the blood clot?! “A lot of sex goes into what I do. But sometimes I would like to bring it back to the old days when there was like one outfit through the whole video, and you’re dancing the whole video, and there’s like not that much sex stuff going on.” I think she forgets what the old days looked like.
Robin Quivers returned to the Howard Stern show after a year and a half long battle with cancer.
The Jackson family lost its lawsuit against AEG Live claiming that they drove Michael Jackson to death by pushing him too hard for his tour. Dr. Conrad Murray for whatever reason thinks that will help him get out of jail sooner. Nope!
The cause of death of Glee cast member Cory Monteith was released and no one was shocked to find out it was shooting heroin and downing shit tons of champagne that did him in. He had been clean for months but decided that whatever happens in Canada stays in Canada. Including his life.
Arnold Schwarzenegger has been forming a relationship with the teen he fathered while still married. The fucking kid looks like a Latino Arnold!
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