I got
to see the movie The Woman In Black starring Daniel Radcliffe with
H., Beastman, and B. the other day. I'd heard of the movie and ha a
vague idea of what it was about. Thankfully it was not one of those
“based on a true story” movies that have no real ending. I hate
those. It's always some bendy White girl that does yoga posing weird
and screaming while vomiting black goo. I just described my next
girlfriend.
This
movie is about Radcliffe as Arthur Kipps who is a lawyer heading to
this creepy ass small English village which means that everyone there
will be creepy and superstitious. He is going there to handle a dead
woman's papers and leaves his son and caretaker behind. When he gets
there everyone tries to hurry him out but he is stubborn (stupid) and
stays to finish the job even though there is an obviously angry ghost
haunting the place and making kids kill themselves.
If I
were in this movie it would've been five minutes long but Arthur
continues to investigate the ghost while attempting to finish his
paperwork amongst the dolls coming to life, rocking chairs moving for
no goddamn reason, kids offing themselves, the townsfolk wanting him
dead and blaming him for the ghost killing kids, and a guy whose
method for calming his wife is knocking her out with a drugged
napkin. Shit gets intense. The ending is kind of confusion because
I'm not sure if it is a good ending or a bad one. I'm gonna go with
bad. This was a good movie that didn't go the way I thought it would.
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