What
We Do In The Shadows Season Two 10/10
Episode
9
This
show is too damned funny. This is one of those series that I wonder
why more people aren't talking about it. In the past two seasons,
twenty episodes total, there have been no episodes that haven't made
me crack up laughing. This episode starts with Laszlo cutting apples
from his tree because as a vampire they are gross to him and he is
lured away by a ghostly voice that belongs to a goat. He gets sucked
into a portal into the sky shouting “What kind of goat sorcery is
this?!” Yes, I laughed like an idiot. Nandor and Nadja look for
Laszlo and she immediately blames witches. Nandor thinks she blames
everything on witches. Well, it turns out it is witches. Nandor gets
snatched away next. Guillermo, Colin, and Nadja hop into a car
chasing down the witches and find them at a shop.
Guillermo
is nominated to go into the shop and find out what happened. Nandor
threatens the witches who have him and Laszlo tied up. They want to
extract sperm from the vampires to make a youth potion. Nandor and
Laszlo are excited about this. Very excited. That is until they see
the tools that will be used. Nadja bursts in and confronts the lead
witch. They know each other. Also turns out Laszlo has slept with her
and many women thinking they were Nadja because they had dark hair
and an accent. Guillermo, who has been watching Shark Tank, pitches a
plan to collect the sperm for the witches in exchange for their
lives. I could tell that at this point Guillermo is very much over
hanging with this coven.
Episode
10
Nandor
wakes up pissed because Guillermo is not there to help open his
coffin for him. He finds a note that just says “Sorry.” He cares
until they get an invitation to the Vampire Theater. As Laszlo
describes “They have genitalia on display which humans could not
even begin to be able to comprehend.” They realize that with
Guillermo gone that they have no clean clothes. There are also dead
bodies all over the house and Colin slips in some blood and it made
me laugh far too loudly. Colin says that he can help but that it will
be dangerous and in exchange he wants a bigger room in the basement.
The vampires agree. He is just going to the laundromat. They don't
know that though.
Guillermo
moves back in with his mother. He had been having trouble helping
vampires and wanting to be one along with finding out that he belongs
to a linage of vampire hunters. The vampires arrive at the theater,
with fresh clean clothes, and are shocked to find out that they are
guests of honor. Then they are tied up and tried for murdering many
vampires. They don't know what they are even talking about because in
reality Guillermo has been doing all the killings. He heads back to
the vampire house because he needs a fridge for his mother and sees
the filthy house and invitation to the theater. He heads there and
watches a play reenacting all his murders with the vampires getting
the blame. He eventually storms the stage and begins killing vampires
left and right before letting the vampires know that his last name is
de la Cruz (of the Cross). I have no idea how the next season will
start let alone end but I am so happy that I got into this show and
am excited about the next one. One of the best series I've ever seen.
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