Showing posts with label Death Of A Unicorn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Death Of A Unicorn. Show all posts

Saturday, August 16, 2025

The Review: Death Of A Unicorn


Death Of A Unicorn 2/10


This movie was ass. I kept seeing an ad for it on my HBO and after looking through multiple streaming services and landed on this. Poster looked interesting and I didn't know anything about it so I checked it out. This father Elliot is driving with his daughter Ridley to meet with his boss in this fancy estate. Elliot's wife is dead. They seem to hem and haw about this so let me just point that out because in most films and TV shows the only reason a father is hanging with their daughter is cause the mama dead. So they driving and he is on the phone and blowing his nose and not paying attention as Ridley vapes sitting right next to him and they both lose service on their devices. He ends up hitting the hell out of a for real unicorn. Ridley touches the horn and has a whole out of body experience. She awakens when her father is bashing its head in. They arrive to meet Elliot's boss Odell, his wife Belinda, and his son Shepard. They are all rich folk stereotypes. Odell looks like he could die at any moment.