I cant even begin to cover this movie like a normal movie review. If you heard my latest
The Rant Zone podcast you know that I was super excited to see this movie. When I first saw the trailer for it I didn’t care whether or not the plot made sense of if the acting was terrible. I just wanted to see some slow motion fighting and lots of swords cutting folks heads off. Yeah, I did get that but mixed in with a whole lotta nonsense I didn’t want.
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| Superman finally lost his shit. |
Immortals stars
Henry Cavill (
Man Of Steel,
The Tudors) as Theseus. He lives in a poor ass village on the side of a mountain that is going to be invaded by
Mickey Rourke’s (
Sin City,
Rumble Fish,
The Wrestler) King Hyperion. Theseus sees his mom get her throat slit and vows to start whipping evil ass. Hyperion is looking for a cool ass bow that shoots magic arrows that can kill gods. After that he wants to set the Titans free to wreck shit on Earth because his family got killed and now he don’t care about nothing anymore. Aww. I think a hug would’ve solved all of this. Theseus gets captured but instead of killing him Hyperion makes him a slave. He breaks free with the help of thief and possible rapist
Stephen Dorff (
fuck him, I’m not listing his movies!) and they go to fight some more.
