Jurassic
World 3/10
Spoilers!
“These people. They never learn.” I feel the same way Black guy
in the movie! Jurassic World is just like the previous Jurassic Park
movies in that there is one person you should be listening to and no
one does so people have to die. This is the story of cell phones
never working when you need them to the most. And stupid humans. And
annoying kids. Oh, and a dinosaur that is all about killing other
things that breathe.
I wanted the evil super dinosaur to win the
entire film. I shouldn't have felt that way. I shouldn't have had to
stifle so many yawns either. There should have been people I wanted
to survive and win but the only one that I felt this way for was Star
Lord aka Chris Pratt as Owen Grady because he's the best thing about
this movie, the dreamy bastard.
Bryce
Dallas Howard plays Claire Dearing. She is the park manager and is in
charge, needs no man telling her what to do, kids, or anything. She's
also dumb as hell and willing to put everyone in danger to keep the
park open. She's also a huge fan of using her cell when doing 100
through the jungle. Vincent D'Onofrio is in this playing a guy dying
to kill some shit in a role that could've been played by a dozen
other actors who are known for playing this role. It was a waste of
his talent.
