Jurassic
World Fallen Kingdom 1/10
“What's
odd is that I'm gonna forget about this movie. There was nothing in
it that made me cheer or feel anything but annoyance at everyone in
it. This movie wasn't fun. It wasn't cool. It wasn't interesting. It
just was. It was a very expensive thing happening on screen that I
wasted time seeing.” That is what I wrote about in my review for
Jurassic World. I can not say the same for this one because so much
stupid happened in this that I for sure am gonna bitch about it when
Cam and I record our next Rockets & Chicken podcast in the
future. Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom was a hot dumpster fire
behind a Goodwill. I can not forget the amount of dumb shit that
happened in this movie. The story, the acting, the special effects.
All of it seemed like they all belonged in other films but somehow
managed to find their way into this one.
