In my never ending quest to ensure I get to cut in line when I arrive in Hell, I decided to make a list of the
Hot Daughters Of Celebrities. There were way more to find than I thought there would be. Some really unattractive actors have really cute daughters. A few that didn’t quite make my list were
Liv Tyler,
Mick Jagger’s daughter, and
Clint Eastwood’s daughter. But I still have more than enough fap leftover. This
Fap File is one for the ages.
Bria Murphy. This is the daughter of the used to be funny
Eddie Murphy. I didn’t know that this girl existed until a few weeks ago. Turns out her mom is hot too. I have to give credit to Murphy for being able to pick hot chicks. And weak genes. Because this poor girl could’ve easily turned out looking like
Charlie Murphy in a wig. She recently did a photo shoot for
Maxim and
Vibe Magazine where she looks the business! I give those titties four thumbs up! If you get that reference you win the internets for the day. I have no idea what she does for a living or whether or not she has a talent besides looking hot. She’s a hot chick so its not like she needs talent. I'm sure someone out there just said "
That's not true!" to which I say "
Tell me what the weather is like on Neptune when you finish riding your talking green pony."
