Back when I was a kid there was this show that would come on Channel 9. I forget what it was called back then. Now its owned by
Disney and called
KCAL. And I know that they would never air this show now. It was called
Movie Macabre and it was hosted by
Elvira, Mistress Of The Dark. I’ve mentioned before that I never went through a phase where I went “
Ew, girls!” I’m sure this was helped by the fact that every Saturday afternoon after watching bad kung fu films I got to see this fucking bombshell show terrible B-movies afterwards. She is this weeks
Fap File entry and worthy of any amount of Kleenex you may use imagining she has any interest in you.
