The Rant Zone Show 3

I run down the Top 10 movies of this past weekend, bitch about Conan The Barbarian, discuss sequels to Ghost Rider and Underworld, a Danger Girl movie, a Ouija board movie, Priest on DVD, a new Blade Runner, a Popeye film, a director saying he was born to make a Wonder Woman movie, and cool cartoon themes. Click here to download The Rant Zone!

Theater Whore: Priest

Priest aka Legion 2 or Legion With Vampires was a crock of shit. I barely want to write a review about this lame ass movie but I want my friends to be warned about this nonsense before they waste any money seeing it. This movie was nothing but an 80 minutes (yes, they couldn’t even squeeze 10 more minutes out of this turd) trailer for likely more of these films. I hope not.

Paul Bettany (Legion, The Tourist, The Da Vinci Code) stars as Priest. That’s his name. He is an outlaw amongst his priest, a team of no longer needed slayers of vampires. At least they are believed to not be needed until vampires emerge and kidnap the wrong girl played by Lily Collins (90210, The Blind Side). He heads out to kill them until his team is sent to take him out instead.

Spoilers are all over the place after this.