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asked if I had seen a movie called The Letter that had come out last
year starring James Franco and Winona Ryder. She didn't like it. I like the two of them
just fine as actors so I gave it a try. Wow. What a boring ass movie.
I'm not even mad. I'm confused. Even as I watched it I asked myself
“Why was this made? Who is this for?”
Here is what the movie is described as on Wikipedia. I will not adjust any of the spelling errors. “A playwright, Martine (Ryder) suffers from paranoia and hallucations as she attempts to stage a new production. She is uncertain over whether she is deluded or if there is a plot against her. Tyrone (Franco) is an actor in Martine's new play.” Now, that sounds like it could be interesting, but its totally not. If I saw this in the theater I would be pissed not only for wasting money but because its so fucking quiet that I know my stomach would growl at all the wrong times. By the time it gets to the part where she totally loses her shit I'd already cashed out.
