I like
to think that I'm a reasonable person...to an extent. I will give
things a chance if giving the proper motivation. But there are some
things that are so bad that I refuse to give them a chance. The new
Jem movie trailer is one. “You're an alleged man, Dante. Why do
you even care?! It's a girls cartoon character!” Everything in that
sentence is true. I am allegedly a man and Jem was a girls
cartoon...that I watched. Every day it was on I watched along with My
Little Pony and Rainbow Brite. I wasn't always a 6 foot 1, 220lbs.
man. At one time I was a very tiny boy with no hopes of getting
taller that knew how to paint his mother's nails and watched every
cartoon I could get my eyes on. Jem was one of them. Why? Because
she's truly outrageous, you asshole. Truly, truly, truly outrageous.
Or at
least she was.
