Nothing But Gossip January 15th 2014

Justin Bieber thought it would be a good idea to egg a neighbors house. This is a neighbor that he's already had issues with so it makes even more sense. The neighbor recorded it on video (can't see Bieber or his friends doing this but you can hear them) and it has cost about $20,000 in damage because rich people own expensive shit. Wonder what's gonna happen?

Raid!!!

A dozen police cars with a search warrant have raided Bieber's home! Why? Because in California (perhaps elsewhere) if you do something bad and its over $400 it's a felony. So the police show up and start looking for shit connected with the case. I guess a bunch of eggs or something. They also got access to his many cameras around his home which would show if he left the house around the time of the incident or not.

While conducting a search through Bieber's home his friend Lil Za was arrested for possession of Xanax and MDMA (Ecstasy). And then he got arrested again while in jail for damaging a phone! His bail was set at $20,000.

He got soft lookin' lips tho...

Ciara is pregnant with the child of rapper(?) Future. I have honestly never heard a sound come out of this guys mouth. This will be her first child but it will be his fourth. And by his fourth I mean his fourth with a fourth woman. Come on!

Nothing But Gossip October 24th 2013

Kanye West proposed to Kim Kardashian! So soon? Bruce Jenner was not invited but did get a phone call from Kim letting him know what happened. An of course...there's controversy. Someone filmed it and released it even though everyone had to sign contracts saying they would not do so.

Lamar Odom says that he was invited to participate but had better things to do. Yeah. Like crack.

Clint Eastwood's wife Dina has filed for divorce? I blame that reality show. They have 8 kids total but just one that both of them created, you know, with their own genitals. She wants custody of their 16 year old daughter. I say have her. He's too old for that shit.

Jermaine Jackson owes $12,000 in back payments for child support for his children Jermajesty and Jaafar. I can not make these goddamn names up. So far he's paid $85. That's it. But last month he bought a $160,000 car.

Gossip & Shit August 19th 2011

Kim Kardashian is getting married this weekend! Penises will be flown at half staff in honor of this unholy union.

Kat Von D is back with Jesse James. Thank god. These two need to be attached so as to not ruin two other people’s lives.

More Kat Von D news! Her show L.A Ink has been cancelled. “Meh” Fountain & La Brea said.

A comic book was made about Lindsay Lohan. As if comic book sales weren’t bad enough…

Someone released pepper spray into the vents at a Lil Wayne show in Canada. I’m still trying to think of a joke but the situation alone is funny enough.

Julia Roberts was photographed in a bikini. “I’m sorry!” Eyes told Brain.

Gossip & Shit August 13th 2011

Rapper The Game is starting shit with twitter. Flashmobbing the police is a bad idea. Who knew cops had twitter?

“@TheGame U Tweeted phone# of #LASD #Compton Sheriff & said 2 call 4 internship when there is none. Lg.vol.calls R compromising public safety.”

To which he replied…

“Yall can track a tweet down but cant solve murders! Dat was an accident but maybe now yall can actually do yall job!!!! #iSpeak4ThePeople”

I’d rather someone with tattoos on their face that isn’t Maori not represent me.

Charlie Sheen is gonna watch the premiere of 2 And A Half Men surrounded by his whores. The sales of seat covers, Plan B. pills, gasoline, and matches went up 115%.

MC Hammer survived performing at an Insane Clown Posse concert but Method Man didn’t. “What the fuck?!” Reality was heard screaming.