Gossip And Shit: 12/12/18

I know it has been a long ass time since I did one of these. I got burned out by celebrity gossip and the fact that almost anyone is a celebrity now so the timeline in regards to what to cover gets ridiculously watered down with people that are known for just being known. But I am back to be petty and messy as shit.

Nicki Minaj is staying in the news for the worst reasons. She is currently dating a guy she knew from back in the day who was convicted of first-degree rape when he was 16 and later for manslaughter. How he is out and free to bone down with a famous person is beyond my comprehension. How do you date a registered sex offender?! Nicki stated “He was 15, she was 16...in a relationship. But go awf, internet. y'all can't run my life. Y'all can't even run y'all own life. Thank you boo.”

I will not be talking about Cardi B or Tekashi69 because they have far too much bullshit in their lives to write about and they are garbage people.

One of the most beautiful women on the planet and UFC fighter Rachael Ostovich who was attacked by her husband who is also a fighter and suffered a broken orbital bone among other injuries is still scheduled to fight at an upcoming UFC card. The insane fucking thing is that the UFC is debuting former NFL player Greg Hardy who was convicted for domestic abuse on the same night. Ostovich's husband Arnold Berdon has been charged with second degree attempted murder. They have a five year old daughter.

Gossip And Shit: 4/26/18

Allison Mack of Smallville fame is being monitored with an ankle bracelet while being investigated for being the “pimp” of a sex cult with her man Keith Raniere. She faces between 15 years and life in prison. They extradited her ass back to the U.S. Look it up. The shit is super messy.

Nick Gordon is in trouble for hanging with his girlfriend. Remember he was arrested for a fight they had but she did not want him to be arrested and blah blah blah. Crazy shit.

Sinead O'Connor has made a bunch of claims towards Prince and no one cares because, well, look who is saying it. Even if she is telling the truth her credibility rating is lower than my GPA.

Gossip And Shit: 4/7/18

Channing Tatum and his wife of almost nine years Jenna Dewan are getting divorced. I've been waiting for dude to be on the market for a while...

A 47 year old guy Paul Francis Floyd that is reportedly homeless and/or nutty attacked cars in Beverly Hill. He smashed the windows of Jaime King. Her friends son was hit by glass and Floyd was charged with felony child endangerment, felony vandalism, and misdemeanor battery.

Rapper (he stills rapes, right?) Fabolous could be charged with aggravated assault and making a terrorist threat towards the wife and mother of their children, Emily B. He hit her and she says knocked out two of her teeth. She remembered that he had guns and called her family to come which upset him. There is video of him acting like a fucking idiot. It takes a special piece of shit to do what he did.

Gossip And Shit: 3/28/18

Rapper DMX got sentenced to one year in prison for tax evasion. He has been doing all kinds of shit since being let out like being drunk as shit after being released. After one year he will have three years of supervision. He's too old for that shit. He plead guilty to one count of 14 which would have sent him to prison for 44 years. He's 47 years old so let's just say that would have been life.

Stephen Belafonte wants Mel B to stop brainwashing their daughter. I want her to stop having this image that is decades old from keeping me awake. Look at Baby Spice back there trying...

Rosa Salazar of American Horror Story had a restraining order filed against her by her ex boyfriend who says she showed up to his house at midnight and screamed at him. She also threatened to say he hit her which made him call the cops. Good move, dude! She now has to stay 100 yards from him.

Gossip And Shit: 3/19/18

Steven Seagal is being accused of sexual assault and rape. Regina Simmons says that twenty five years ago at a fake wrap party he assaulted her. Another woman, Faviola Dadis, also accused him of sexual assault when she was 17. Apparently dude has been doing this shit for a long time with different women.

Cynthia Nixon aka Miranda from Sex And The City is running for governor of New York. She was my second favorite one on that show. Yes, I watched every single episode. Deal with it.

All signs point to Meek Mill being closer to getting released from prison and then in less than a year doing something to end up back. I know the rules!

Gossip And Shit: 3/13/18

I know it has been a long ass time since I've done one of these but there is just too much nonsense happening and I felt like I could not keep up daily. So I won't try. I'll do these maybe once a week. Two if I'm feeling extra spicy nacho Bell Beefer with cheese. It is the return of Gossip And Shit!

Rapper Craig Mack passed away from congestive heart failure as reported by EMPD rapper Erick Sermon who was working on the former's latest album. Mack was 47 years old which is 80 in others races years. Seriously. My brother died of a heart attack at 32 so 47 seems miraculous to me. Black men making it to that age without major health issues is rare.

Julie Bowen of Modern Family fame is dealing with an ex husband that wants some of her long paper. She earns a reported $500,000 per episode of the show. He wants spousal support and joint/legal custody of their three kids. I have no idea what he does.

Nothing But Gossip April 17th 2013

Gossip & Shit has been replaced with Nothing But Gossip.

After years of sobriety Ozzy Osburne is back in the saddle again. Many believe that this is what has led to him and his wife Sharon Osbourne splitting up following years of marriage. That sucks. I remember how strange he was on all those meds back on Meet The Osbourne’s and then hearing him sober on Howard Stern and thinking it was an impersonator.

Lindsay Lohan wants a pat on the back and a cookie for not getting drunk at Coachella over the weekend. Please, child.

A fat teen went on Rachel Ray’s show and is allegedly suing because they made her, gasp!, exercise.

Comedian Kevin Hart was arrested for DUI. Don’t do that, you ass.

NFL player Reggie Bush who is best known for boning Kim Kardashian has a new girl and she is also pregnant…and looks like Kim K. Let it go, dude.

Gossip & Shit: February 5th 2013

Octomom called cops when she said her kid (one of 32) was missing. The bus driver says he saw her greet the kid and didn’t know what she was talking about. Turns out the kid was asleep trying to escape the reality that is his terrible life.

Amanda Bynes has been booted from her place in New York. How you gonna smoke weed in the hallways of a non-smoking building? What are you, an ass?

Former (I think) NBA player Allen Iverson got his divorce papers and a message from a judge. “…does not know how to manage the children; has little interest in learning to manage the children and has actually, at times, been a hindrance to their spiritual and emotional growth and development…has refused to attend to an obvious and serious alcohol problem, which has caused him to do inappropriate things in the presence of the children while impaired…has left the children alone without supervision. He has left his young daughters in a hotel room with men who are unknown to the mother.”

Gossip & Shit: January 16th 2013

Eddie Furlong is in jail once again for domestic violence. This is the third time in as many months. I cant believe it’s the same damned chick he keeps attacking. He’s been canned from a movie he was making since they don’t know if his ass will be in jail or not.

Kobe Bryant and his wife Vanessa announced that they will not be divorcing. So homely White girls working in hotels across America can breathe a sigh of relief.

Britney Spears and her fiance who even if I named him you would have no idea who he was have split. This is right when she is done with X Factor Voice Idol and planning a Vegas show. I smell crazy 'round the corner...

Gossip & Shit: January 8th 2013

L.A. Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa is an asshole which is well known by all of us. Now he is trying to defend the fact that he hung out with Charlie Sheen by saying it was just for a few minutes. "He's a terrific guy, a great Mayor and he can drink with the best of 'em: Me. Quite a memorable night indeed." Sheen says it was for hours while they partied with chicks. Its a sad world when Sheen is the truthful one.

Justin Bieber is smoking weed! That is all. Not really. In an effort to get him to stop doing that his fans have begun cutting themselves taking after such great leaders like...Vlad the Implaer? I don't know. Either way its fucking stupid. Girls have been cutting themselves for years. This is probably the worst reason, if any, to do it. When Miley Cyrus who has denounced this bullshit is the voice of reason all is not right.

Astronaut Buzz Aldrin is getting a divorce and bitch gets half his shit. She ain't land on the moon!

Gossip & Shit: December 22nd 2012

Ashton Kutcher has finally filed for divorce from Demi Moore. So soon? I think people forget that the reason they’re divorcing is because he banged some chicks in a Vegas hotel. He is currently dating Mila Kunis and Demi was last seen dancing badly with Lenny Kravitz.

Its being reported that Lindsay Lohan refused to kiss Charlie Sheen for a scene in the Scary Movie 5 series. Ew. If I were him I would’ve been like “Ditto!” Who knows where her mouth has been? The answer: Everyone.

Drew Barrymore had a kid?! When did that happen?! And she’s married?! I swear I almost dropped my monocle.

Madonna threatened to stop performing for fans at a sound check stating “You don't care about me? I don’t care about you. All right? Are we going to play that game? I'm not kidding. I can't sing if you smoke. Entiendes? You're looking right at me and smoking cigarettes, like I'm a stupid fucking idiot.” Moments later everyone including young children started lighting up anything that produced smoke. Remember when Madonna was hot? And interesting? And not creepy looking?

Gossip & Shit: December 20th 2012

Rapper Fat Joe was arrested for owing $700 grand to the IRS. A rapper not paying his taxes?! That’s impossible!

Charlie Sheen’s second ex-wife Brooke Mueller is out of rehab…for the 19th time.

Jessica Simpson is pregnant again! She just had a baby, like, a month ago right? And what becomes of her deal with Weight Watchers?! These are the types of questions that keep me awake at night.

Zooey Deschanel is officially divorced. So those of you that like fake nerdy chicks with creepy blue eyes can set your boners on the starting line.

Conrad Murray who helped kill Michael Jackson still wants out of jail. He’s been locked up for about 13 months and says that since he has a kid here in LA he isn’t a flight risk because we all know parents never abandon their children. That kinda thing hasn’t happened in hundreds of years!

Gossip & Shit: November 27th 2012

A third guy has come out to say that Kevin Clash the voice of Elmo got busy with him. He is accused of getting the guy, a teen at the time, drunk, groomed, and fingered. Wow. Groomed. That is pretty nice.

A woman is suing Justin Bieber for her hearing loss. She wants $9.23 million. Look. You need to have your hearing taken away for going to his concert in the first place. You obviously don’t respect your ears.  

Charlie Sheen is said to have given Lindsay Lohan $100,000 to help pay off her taxes. Wait. What?! He also gave a few hundred thousand to various charities as well.

Jessica Simpson has lost 60 pounds after giving birth. She now looks like a thinner version of a chick I wouldn’t bang. Seriously. How am I single?!

Gossip & Shit: November 23rd 2012

Woman puncher Chris Brown and punch taker Rihanna were partying together in Germany because fuck being smart.

Boxing legend Hector “Macho” Camacho has been taken off life support after his family was split on the decision to do it or not. Dude was an amazing boxer I watched growing up and its sad his life had to turn out this way with him being shot several times in the neck and face in Puerto Rico.

I’m gonna need a whole ‘nother blog just for Lohan news. Lindsay’s new film Liz & Dick has been panned by almost every critic who has seen it which means I absolutely have to find a way to watch it. Her dad Michael found out he has another 17 year old daughter months after having another kid with his woman who had a restraining order against him. Lindsay wants nothing to do with any of them. Oh, families are special. Oh, and Lindsay may have her probation revoked after lying to cops after her car accident where she said she wasn‘t driving. Which car accident? The one here in California. Not the other ones.

Mary-Kate Olsen has a boyfriend…who is 42. Ew!!!

Gossip & Shit: November 1st 2012

Eddie Furlong aka the kid from Terminator 2 was arrested for assaulting his girlfriend. I met him once. Sold him poppers at the porn shop. Tiny fella. He‘s been released from jail now.

Gene Hackman bitch slapped a homeless dude after he approached them in a threatening manner and then called his wife a cunt. The homeless guy called the cops. Wait. What?!

Singer Ceelo has been accused of sexual battery. I hope this isn’t true because the image of him with his one foot arms trying to assault anyone is too damned bizarre to me.

George Lucas has sold all his shit including Star Wars to Disney. Thankfully I’m not a fan of the series otherwise I’d be concerned.

Gossip & Shit: October 24th 2012

Jessica Simpson’s mom and dad are divorcing. I write this just to say that Jessica did have her baby and is still pregnant looking.

Britney Spears’ former “manager” is bringing up all kinds of old shit from her past in court. He says she was on drugs and we all replied “Yeah. And…?” 

NY Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez and Eva Longoria have officially split. She love her some athletes. She should’ve known better. He’s 12 years younger than her and stank ass rich. He probably sees more tail than a short dog.

Christina Aguilera was offered $3,000,000 to represent a BBW site. I love the BBW’s, but it can be done wrong. Depending on the month Aguilera can look “That’s groovy” to “Yawzah bowzah!”

Octomom says her maillady is giving out her address. Its either her or the millions of other people who know where she lives because her monkey ass house is always in the news.

Gossip & Shit: October 17th 2012

Lindsay Lohan is feuding with her parents. After getting in a fight with her mom Dina and saying she was on crack and then getting mad at her dad Michael for releasing the phone call this mess of a woman has nowhere to turn. Someone should call a whambulance.  

Khloe Kardashian and Mario “A.C Slater” Lopez will be co-host on The X Factor. Why is this relevant? Because Slater was dreamy.

Chris Brown and Rihanna are back together. Yeah.

While in Miami with Kim Kardashian her current boyfriend Kanye West tried to snatch a photographer’s camera after she asked some dumb ass questions about Reggie Bush who used to date Kim...along with every other Black man but me. Her stupid ass is smiling the whole time as her boyfriend is once again doing shit he got in trouble for before.

Some freak that broke into Miley Cyrus’ home got sentenced to 18 months in jail. That’s the most he can get. He probably just wanted to let her know he disagreed with her new hairstyle.

Gossip & Shit August 20th 2012

Foreign women continue to date Mel Gibson even though he is past crazy. The latest is Nadia Lanfranconi who models as well as makes music none of us will ever hear. Truly shocking. A model/musician and celebrity never get together!

Recently fired NFL player Chad Johnson formerly Ocho Cinco who is in the shitter for head butting his new bride also owes $130,000 on his home. Some people are natural born fuck ups. He did this about ten years ago with another woman he was dating and completed a program saying that he likely would not beat up women anymore.

Bobby Brown is in rehab for being Bobby Brown.

Remember Courtney Stodden who is 17 and her creepy ass husband Doug Hutchison who is in his 50’s and he married her when she was 16? Yeah. Them. He has the nerve to be mad that someone on a show they will be on, Couple’s Therapy, called him a child molester. Well…

Gossip & Shit May 11th 2012

In the Jennifer Hudson murder trial the jury is split. The judge is like “Fuck that!” and they are being forced to reach a verdict.

Ola Ray who was the chick in the Thriller video has settled for royalties from Michael Jackson’s estate. So soon?

Patricia Krentcil has been banned from multiple tanning salons because she scares the other customers. That’s what I gather.

Gossip & Shit May 3rd 2012

The former Mr. Britney Spears aka Kevin Federline is being sued by a former landlord for trashing the joint. Apparently more than $110,000 in damages. What the hell did he do? Burn half of it down?!

Gabriel Aubry who is the baby daddy of Halle Berry’s kid wants $20,000 a month in support. USA! USA! USA!

Remember a couple months back when Lindsay Lohan allegedly hit that dude with her car? Yeah, its going to the D.A’s office now. Dun-dun-duuun!

Bobby Brown is saying he didn’t get Whitney Houston on drugs. He was too busy smoking dope and eating Steak-Um’s for that bullshit.