Nothing But Gossip April 17th 2013

Gossip & Shit has been replaced with Nothing But Gossip.

After years of sobriety Ozzy Osburne is back in the saddle again. Many believe that this is what has led to him and his wife Sharon Osbourne splitting up following years of marriage. That sucks. I remember how strange he was on all those meds back on Meet The Osbourne’s and then hearing him sober on Howard Stern and thinking it was an impersonator.

Lindsay Lohan wants a pat on the back and a cookie for not getting drunk at Coachella over the weekend. Please, child.

A fat teen went on Rachel Ray’s show and is allegedly suing because they made her, gasp!, exercise.

Comedian Kevin Hart was arrested for DUI. Don’t do that, you ass.

NFL player Reggie Bush who is best known for boning Kim Kardashian has a new girl and she is also pregnant…and looks like Kim K. Let it go, dude.

Or not!

There are rumors that singer(?) Rihanna is pregnant. Her people say that she has a throat infection. There goes her social life. Mm-hmm…

Miley Cyrus was filmed at a club smoking a joint. This girl chooses to surround herself with people who hate her.

Octomom has a nasty ass house!

Even Elmo is nervous and he will touch anything. 

Rapper, and that term is used looser than a weak ass in prison, Rick Ross has been let go by sponsor Reebok after a song he’s in caused a huge uproar. The line “Put Molly (Ecstasy) all in her champagne/ She ain't even know it/ I took her home and I enjoyed that/ She ain't even know it” is what has caused this dumbass to be let go. He has apologized and doesn’t understand why its such a big deal.

Debbie Rowe who is the mother of Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson are now hanging out. When he was alive she had no visitation rights. Anyone is better to be around than Latoya Jackson. That woman is creepy with a capitol L.

Coolio has been arrested for bringing a girl home…where his girlfriend was. And then smacking her around. Oh, and then he snatched their kid and tried to get away hitting her with his car in the process. Seriously, dude?

Tear streaked is no way to enter prison.

Teen Mom “star” Farrah Abraham who I wrote about before for getting her young daughter’s eyebrows waxed seems pretty proud of the fact that she has to use a device to get her car started after a DUI arrest earlier this year. Stop that, you silly moo.

A crazy ass dame broke into Hugh Jackman’s gym and threw an electric razor with pubes all over it at her. Women show love in the strangest ways. I once had a girl have sex with me. True story. I don’t get the big deal about Hugh anyway.

I need to check the whereabouts of a certain Munky...