Is there anything porn cant do? It saves relationships, keeps teens off the streets, and me from going on punching sprees. There is a new adult film starring porn actress Kimberly Kane where she plays Wonder Woman and I'll be damned if she isn't the second best looking woman to wear the outfit. It has an updated look that is just incredible. I mean, honestly. She looks like a great Wonder Woman. Nevermind the fact that she has had more hands on her than the Stanley Cup. If they were to make a legit WW film this dame needs to play her. You know why? Because anything is better than this.
Derp! |
Yeah. We all remember the shit storm that was caused by Adrianne Palicki and that goddamn cheap ass outfit she wore in the pilot that never aired. Don't underestimate the power of nerd rage. She showed up in this raggedy ass costume and people lost their minds, me included. I couldn't believe that this made it past the drawing board and into the hands of a seamstress. Porn parodies have been doing superheroes for a while now and one of the latest was one that didn't need to be made. It took my penis days to recover from Chyna's take on She Hulk.
My apologies in advance. |
I
cant leave the world with that image burned into their skulls. I have
to use a picture of the one and only Lynda Carter.
This beautiful woman brought one of the best superheroes to life on television and made my Underoos tight. She is old as all get out now but I'd still holler at her. Loudly. Because she is old and probably has trouble hearing.
Both hands where I can see 'em! |
This beautiful woman brought one of the best superheroes to life on television and made my Underoos tight. She is old as all get out now but I'd still holler at her. Loudly. Because she is old and probably has trouble hearing.
2 comments:
There's something seriously wrong with the world when porn has better costume and production than legit TV and Movies.
Seriously. That costume is amazing. Not just for a porn flick but in general.
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