Oh, no she didn’t! Yes, she did! Reese Witherspoon’s husband who is not Ryan Phillippe so who cares really, was arrested for a DUI. Reese ended up pulling a “Do you know my name?” at the arresting officer. She actually did that shit! While he was being arrested she kept on jumping in and out of the car so the cop was like “Fuck this pointy chinned thing!” and arrested her dumbass as well. Justice? You just got served. Served! Served! Served!
Late rapper Nate Dogg’s baby mama wants over $300,000 in money for child support. He was supposed to cough up close to $4,400 a month for support. The fuck?! Does the kid have some incurable disease?!
Dashuh broke the news to me that Kris Humphries who was suing Kim Kardashian over fraud and dragging his ass over a divorce from her dropped his case to play basketball. You fucking goof. I wonder how much they paid this caveman to finally just shut up. So no $7 million. No annulment.
Remember Tan Mom Patricia Krentcil? Well, she was the mom that loves tanning and got in trouble for tanning her little daughter. Now she wants to do porn. My eyes! They burn so much!
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Lauryn Hill may get a few years in prison for tax fraud. Can you imagine being in the cell next to hers and hearing her ramble like she does at her shows? Also in tax trouble is former Superman Dean Cain.
Ererer let me know that after two years in prison for tax problems, Wesley Snipes is free! Blade 4 here he comes? Nope. He’s gonna be in The Expendables 3 though.
Selena Gomez and her former girlfriend Justin Bieber may or may not be back together. Isn’t that cute?! No. No, its not.
Snoop Doggy Dogg Lion threw a 4/20 party the other day because he is a huge fan of Hitler. Who knew?
Amanda Bynes in her continuous attempt to top Lindsay Lohan for being a dumb little girl keeps wearing weird outfits and being strange in general. Stop that.
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