Gossip And Shit: 3/19/18

Steven Seagal is being accused of sexual assault and rape. Regina Simmons says that twenty five years ago at a fake wrap party he assaulted her. Another woman, Faviola Dadis, also accused him of sexual assault when she was 17. Apparently dude has been doing this shit for a long time with different women.

Cynthia Nixon aka Miranda from Sex And The City is running for governor of New York. She was my second favorite one on that show. Yes, I watched every single episode. Deal with it.

All signs point to Meek Mill being closer to getting released from prison and then in less than a year doing something to end up back. I know the rules!

Amber Rose (who just split with 21 Savage) is throwing mad shade at the #MeToo movement. “'It's kind of very frustrating to me, because all of the sudden feminism became such a mainstream thing now that white, no shade, white, rich actresses starting coming out and saying 'me too, me too.'” She also added “But what happened to all of us?” Amber continues. “What happened to the strippers and the LGBTQ community and the black girls in college?” as well as “And going past that black women don't even make half as much as white women in movies.”

And lastly “I really feel like it's going to take, unfortunately, a white actress to come out and say 'Hey, black women need to make as much as we do in movies,' for there to actually be a change.” Daaaaaamn...

Trey Songz turned himself in after allegations of domestic abuse. He stated on Twitter “For weeks my lawyers & Mgmt have asked me not to comment on this and I initially agreed but this morning I feel that my fam, the women that raised me, my friends & fans especially the youth need to hear from me. I am being lied on and falsely accused for someone’s personal gain.”

Child porn owner Mark Salling who hung and killed himself a few months ago did not have drugs in his system but did have some booze and slices on his wrists from a previous suicide attempt.

The Rock continues to prove he is better than me by purchasing his father a new car while I wouldn't get mine a beer.

Charlie Sheen and The National Enquirer have come to terms that have not been released after the magazine accused him of raping Corey Haim on the set of a movie when he was 13 years old.

Keven Federline wants more support financially from Britney Spears. He is already getting $20,000 a month for their 11 and 13 year old's but wants more because, well, dude has a lot of children with other people. Six to be exact. Fuck this guy.

Rapper(?) Iggy Azalea admitted to burning Nick Young's stuff after finding out about his infidelity. Surely her plastic booty was nowhere near the flames. Stay classy.

NBA Youngboy is in trouble for beating the shit out of his girlfriend and dragging her down a hall and it is all on camera. He had posted bail but they locked his ass up again. His girlfriend said it was just them playing around because a lot of victims say shit like that. I'm not even sure what this kid does. I'll assume something that is supposed to be music. I say life in prison. 

The Backstreet Boys are going to open a barbecue restaurant because money ain't gonna burn itself.

Rapper (bwahahaha!) Lil Xan had to be protected by police after fans wanted to beat his ass after comments he made about Tupac being boring. Meaning high school kids. Another one named 6ix9ine is also likely to get his ass kicked for various reasons, none of them being his face.

When talking about her previous relationship with  rapper 50 Cent, Vivica Fox had this to say. “Most of the time, I would be the one initiating sex, because I really enjoyed making love with him.” Fiddy was not happy and said “I'm waking up to this shit? That was 14 years ago. Who does this? What the fuck!” Crazy. He had hot as back in the day Vivica, too.

Comedian Hannibal Buress had his mic cut during a performance at Loyola University Chicago after joking about clergymen touching kids which was a topic he was told, among others, not to discuss. He was allowed to come back and bore the audience with his routine. He is best known for bringing up Bill Cosby's rapey ways years ago. 

Rick Ross is back to performing and sipping out of double cups three weeks after almost dying. Yay, I guess.

Boyz II Men singer (remember them?) Shawn Stockman thinks everyone should stop being upset with Chris Brown after the release of the formers new video. Yeah, stop being upset at the dude that beat the fuck out of his girlfriend Rihanna and has been a habitual fuck up ever since. Yeah. I'll get right on that.

A documentary airing on Oxygen is saying that Aaron Hernandez was torn apart by gay secret. His ghost was quoted as saying “Come on, man...”

Demi Lovato is touring. I have never heard her sing but I like her...spirit.

Russell Simmons says the sexual misconduct allegations made by a dozen women are not true. “I don't have a stitch of violence in me. I would never hurt anybody.” Sure a bunch of other dudes in this post have said the same thing. Men are garbage, right?

Oh my god! Renée Zellweger is barely recognizable as Judy Garland for an upcoming movie. She is also barely recognizable as Renée Zellweger in, like, life. 

Bruno Mars is being accused of cultural misappropriation. Cultural misappropriation is so hot right now! There's a couple women I'd like to appropriate culturally. Not sure if I am using those words right. Stevie Wonder weighed in saying “God created music for everyone to enjoy, so we cannot limit ourselves by people's fears and insecurities. He's a great talent. That other stuff is just bullshit.” You gonna argue with Stevie Wonder and God?! Leave that Hawaiian girl alone. She cute.

And here is Helen Mirren because reasons.