Gossip And Shit: 3/13/18

I know it has been a long ass time since I've done one of these but there is just too much nonsense happening and I felt like I could not keep up daily. So I won't try. I'll do these maybe once a week. Two if I'm feeling extra spicy nacho Bell Beefer with cheese. It is the return of Gossip And Shit!

Rapper Craig Mack passed away from congestive heart failure as reported by EMPD rapper Erick Sermon who was working on the former's latest album. Mack was 47 years old which is 80 in others races years. Seriously. My brother died of a heart attack at 32 so 47 seems miraculous to me. Black men making it to that age without major health issues is rare.

Julie Bowen of Modern Family fame is dealing with an ex husband that wants some of her long paper. She earns a reported $500,000 per episode of the show. He wants spousal support and joint/legal custody of their three kids. I have no idea what he does.

Trey Songz is being accused of physically assaulting a woman named Andrea Buera over the NBA All Star Weekend which is the new BET Awards. Buera is being represented by Lisa Bloom which means Songz is fucked. Buera has pictures, a good attorney, and he is an R&B singer which means chances are he is super guilty. I never trust those guys. Songz attorney Shawn Holley says there are witnesses that say this did not happen.

OJ Simpson is guilty. Here is Data's reaction to people who still think he is innocent.

Tommy Lee wants his son Brandon prosecuted after his son beat his ass unconscious after Tommy went after his ex wife/Brandon's mom Pamela Anderson on Twitter after she brought up the fact that Tommy beat her ass back in the day. There are disputes whether Tommy was drunk or not when this occurred and if Brandon filmed it. You now he filmed it. That's how kids are these days. Just recording crimes an' shit.

Heather Locklear will not be charged with attacking her boyfriend but she will be charged for assaulting officers that were called because she was attacking him. She is being charged with four misdemeanor battery of an officer and one charge of resisting.

Dennis Rodman struck a plea deal and will not be going to jail for drunk driving while on probation. Damn, if I could be famous it would be just for this kinda shit. OJ, Locklear, Tommy Lee, Pam Anderson, and Rodman in the news? Have I time traveled?!

Kanye West is back in the studio making another album I won't buy.

People are still fighting over the corpse of dead criminal mastermind Charles Manson. Its not like they can display it like a mummy.

Rapper Juelz Santana ran out of an airport after trying to get a gun on board. It showed up in the x-ray and he boned out. He later turned himself in for unlawful possession of a weapon and some federal warrant no one knows about.

WWE wrestler Jeff Hardy was arrested after crashing his car and being over three times the legal limit drunk. If you know Jeff the way I do as a wrestling fan then this news is not shocking at all. He is a habitual fuck up.

Mohamed Hadid (his daughters are models) is suing Miranda Vee who accused him of rape for “defamation, intentional infliction of emotional distress and civil extortion.” She better have some hardcore evidence or else...nothing. Even if she is guilty she isn't going to jail.

Serena Williams is starting a new cosmetic line now that she has officially shut down my Spank Bank due to her marriage and pregnancy. One or the other would have done it but she had to go and do both!

Nick Gordon, the kid that likely killed Bobbi Kristina (Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston's daughter) was arrested after he called cops on his girlfriend and they saw she had marks on her. Gordon currently owes $36 million to the Brown estate. Guuuuh...

Adam Levine bought a $35 million home. How in the fuck does the guy from Maroon 5 have $35 million?!

Salma Hayek is mad that Mattel have turned Frida Kahlo into a Barbie doll. “Frida Kahlo never tried to be or look like anyone else. She celebrated her uniqueness. How could they turn her into a Barbie.” I really don't care. I just wanted an excuse to post an image of Salma.

Khloe Kardashian just celebrated the 27th birthday of her future baby/husband/ex husband/reality show fodder Tristan Thompson. Seriously. What is the over/under on this shit making it a year? 

And here is Helen Mirren because reasons