Nothing But Gossip April 16th 2015

Rapper (I like to say sound maker) Lil Wayne is being sued by a bus driver for threatening his life last year while on tour. Mark Jones says that while stopping for gas Wayne got upset and even pulled a gun on him. He is suing for assault, false imprisonment, and emotional distress. Yeah. Good luck with that one.

Kendall Jenner is going to be in the upcoming issue of GQ magazine and it creeps me out. She looks like a kid. Yeah, 19 is still young and legal but her age doesn't mean she doesn't appear to be a kid. Some dudes are creepy and really into her. Give me a woman with scars.

A model named Sarah Stage was fully pregnant and everyone is losing their mind that she looked so skinny. The kid was born Tuesday and weighed 8 pounds. This is a picture of her three days before he was born (the one on the right). There are pics she took wearing lingerie and pregnant but you can find those yourself.

Nothing But Gossip March 16th 2015

Scott Disick has finally checked himself into rehab after multiple stories of his drunken behavior causing problems. The most recent was a tequila fueled night that ended at 8am. “I realize my issues are bigger than me and I'm ready to truly remedy this struggle I continue to battle.”

Patrick Schwarzenegger who has been dating Miley Cyrus because bad ideas run in both families is defending himself after photos showed him getting all snug with another girl. He defended himself saying it was his best friends girlfriend. Yeah...no. That's not better. You don't do body shots off your best friends woman, ya weirdo.

Nicholas Brendon was arrested once again. After destroying a hotel room in Florida he says he has repressed memories of sexual abuse which has led to his drinking and drug use. I sold him porn once.

Nothing But Gossip February 7th 2015

Bruce Jenner was involved in a car accident on PCH that involved a total of 8 people injured and left one of them dead. It is said that his car was hit which caused his car to shove a car into traffic causing the driver to be hit and killed. This, of course, is not all the Jenner news that is going around.

Bruce is also in the process of becoming a woman. This has been a long time coming. I is being reported that Kris Jenner, his ex wife, is upset that he told the kids and set up a TV show showing his transition to a woman without her knowing or her being involved. His reveal will be on Keeping Up With The Kardashian's and then his own series will air.

Nothing But Gossip December 17th 2014

In light of the recent hacks to Sony the upcoming movie The Interview starring James Franco and Seth Rogen will not be playing in theaters due to attacks on theaters playing the film. Score one for the bad guys!

Here is a statement from Sony. “In light of the decision by the majority of our exhibitors not to show the film The Interview, we have decided not to move forward with the planned December 25 theatrical release. We are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public. We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”

That last line is obviously not true.

Mama June and Sugar Bear were offered $1 million to make a sex tape. There aren't enough knives in the world for my eyes if I got a gander at that woman nude. “It ain't happening, not even for a zillion dollars” she said.

Lindsay Lohan has said that she will never live in Los Angeles again. Citizens of this great place, we shall all rejoice!

Nothing But Gossip November 13th 2014

Matt Lauer interviewed Ray Rice's wife that he beat up, Janay Rice. I'm sure she will just talk about how great he really is and it was just the alcohol.

Kim Kardashian posed nude and everyone went crazy...except for me. Mostly because I'm a Khloe man and have seen Kim's porno and was not close to impressed. Also, she is annoying. Have you ever heard an interview with her? Ugh. Its the worse. Chelsea Handler then posted an image of her ass but I don't care. Not an inch of me finds that woman attractive.

Paris Hilton won an DJ award in Paris for best female DJ which obviously means that there are no other female DJ's.

Nothing But Gossip October 24th 2014

Kat Von D's tattoo shop caught fire causing damage to her shop as well as the barbershop next door. I have passed that place a ton of times. That intersection is known for car accidents. That barbershop is smart and have meta posts because cars love flying through there. I'm gonna blame that Thai pace next door. Remember you read that here first. She went off on reporters and camera people at the scene.

Actor Stephen Collins is upset that since the audio recording of him admitting to molesting children came out her can't get work. Whah! I'm a rapist that can't find a job! Whah!

Chris Brown has had his community service upped to four days a week at 8 hours each. He should be done by the start of next year...and months later you know his ass will be in trouble again.

Nothing But Gossip October 3rd 2014

Charlie Sheen went off on a dental technician who accused him of being high on cocaine and attacking the dentist. “Hey cholesterol pants: Maybe you should have taken the crack you so brazenly and ignorantly accused me of being on, and sold it! Now that you're a jobless washout and a traitor, you're gonna need the extra dough...lick those food stamps, you desperate troll.”

Amanda Bynes is back at it again. After being on the down low for a while and under the watchful eye of her parents she was in school and quiet. Now she has already been arrested while driving under the influence of Adderall, kicked out of school because of weed, and her parents had no idea until news of her arrest got out. Her parents look old as old get out and don't need the stress. Hopefully she gets out of L.A.

George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin are now married. They sold pictures from the wedding (there was a shitload of rules for pictures being taken) to magazines for charity.

Nothing But Gossip September 17th 2014

During a concert in Australia Kanye West told the crowd that he was not going to continue until everyone stood up. Two fans did not so he refused to start. One of the fans lifted his fake leg in the air. Kanye said that he was cool but what about this other fan that wouldn't stand up? Well, turns out he was in a wheelchair. The fans told Kanye this but Kanye sent one of his guards to make sure. Then he played his horrible music.

You know that actress Daniele Watts that caused that huge stink over a policeman asking her for her ID and pulling the race card and the “Do you know who I am?!” card? Well, TMZ had published new photos have come out showing that she just may have been fucking her boyfriend and not making out in the street like they said. She thinks she is making some form civil rights type stand when in actuality she is looking for attention.

Minnesota Vikings player Adrian Peterson is barred from playing any more games until his child abuse case is settled. He recently beat the shit out of his kid with a switch. Ah, switch. I remember you well. It was the weapon of choice for grandmother's. 

Nothing But Gossip September 2nd 2014

Someone hacked into Apple's iCould and stole a ton of naked ass images of celebrities including Kate Upton, Kirsten Dunst, and Jennifer Lawrence. The FBI is now involved but the pictures have been flying all over the internet. There are more women named but I don't know who the hell they are.

Suge Knight is recovering after being shot six times at a Grammy party thrown by Chris Brown. No one is talking even though they may or my not know who the shooter is because street justice is still a thing.

Speaking of Brown he just plead guilty to that assault case in D.C. He just wants to move on with his life. I mean, look at this picture of him maturing!

Comedian Joan Rivers is on life support after having surgery on her vocal cords.

Nothing But Gossip August 14th 2014

Comedian/actor Robin Williams has killed himself at the age of 63 after years of battling depression by attempting to slit his wrists and then hanging himself. Williams' body was found by his assistant. He also had a history of drug and alcohol abuse.

Todd Bridges from Diff'rent Strokes fame has apologized after making comments regarding Williams' being selfish by committing suicide. “You don't think that my life has been hell and I've had so many ups and downs now. If I did that what am i showing my children that when it gets tough that's the way out No you gotta buckle down ask God to help you. That's when prayer really comes into effect.” Look. Everyone handles life in their own ways. Some can deal, some can't. Some have mental issues, drug problems, or are just sick of struggling. Not everyone wants to talk about feeling so bad they want to end their lives. We never know exactly what's going on in someone else's head. How many times have you heard of someone seeming happy that ended up dying?

Kendall Jenner is suing an 18 year old waitress who claims that Jenner skipped out on a bill after eating and threw the money in her face after being chased down. Jenner's lawyer says that while Jenner did forget to pay (who the fuck forgets to pay for lunch except people who never have to pay for lunch?) she did pay when asked. Now the waitress is being blasted for trying to gain fame because she wants to be an actress.

Nothing But Gossip August 2nd 2014

Lamar Odom is being blamed for Rob Kardashian’s downfall. It is being reported that he never recovered from the death of his father famous lawyer Robert Kardashian and latched onto Lamar in following years while he was married to his sister Khloe Kardashian. Now Rob is fat and sad.

Linda Hogan’s ex boyfriend is suing her for a million and a half dollars because he says she worked him like a day laborer. Charlie Hill lists all the things she made him do which seem fair when you realize he was just a damned boy-toy. She got her lawyers on it because when they split she gave him things as part of the settlement and he was supposed to shut his mouth. She was 48 and he was 19 when they got together. Ew...

Michael Strahan and Nicole Murphy have called off their engagement because one of them lives in New York and the other in Los Angeles. Why even bother engaging, you idiots? Thankfully they have no kids together but Murphy has two fine ass daughters from her ex husband Eddie Murphy. By the way, don’t marry a woman that keeps her ex husbands last name for publicity reasons. That’s just Hollywood 101 shit right there.

Nothing But Gossip July 20th 2014

Floyd Mayweather Jr. had to go on record saying that he had not had sex with rapper T.I's wife, Tiny. Feels like I'm writing a childrens story. “I've never been with Tiny sexually. I respect her situation and I think she's a good person. I would never disrespect a marriage.” Floyd and T.I have been having all kinds of silly issues for months now.

Kanye West has completed 30 of his 240 hours of community service...at a fashion school. Fuck, it must be nice to be rich! He has also completed 10 of his 24 anger management classes. I call so much bullshit.

A Whitney Houston movie is in the works to debut on Lifetime aka Wife Beating Channel. Her family is upset of course because they probably aren't getting a cut and Deborah Cox singing the songs. Where was all this family when Whitney was all cracked up? Hope nobody spoils the ending for me.

Justin Bieber went cliff diving in Malibu and didn't die. Way to fail, gravity. A West Hollywood club is also in trouble after a picture of Bieber drinking beer inside. I don't know why the fuck any club that serves alcohol (meaning the fun ones) even lets him him. It is never worth the trouble.

Pamela Anderson may or may not be divorcing from her husband Rick Solomon. They were married for two months back in 2007 and this time they have been married for half a year.

Nothing But Gossip June 17th 2014

Miley Cyrus stalker named Devon Meek can not go anywhere near her for the next three years. He says that the police might as well shoot him in the head if he can't see her. He has to stay 100 yards from her an can not go anywhere near where she is performing.

Paul Simon and Edie Brickell dropped the domestic violence charges that they had both filed against each other. Last April they were both arrested for fighting each other.

Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas are divorcing after 18 years of marriage. No kid issues since their daughter turns 18 soon. Griffith just wants the dogs. I am legit surprised that he stuck with her after the terrible things she did to her face. He didn't sign up for that.

Bruce Jenner spent Father's Day alone because his kids are all famous and busy.

Nothing But Gossip June 4th 2014

In her DWI case in New Jersey, Dina Lohan, was given 100 hours of community service and her license revoked for a year. “The only person responsible for this ordeal is Miss Lohan. She is just lucky nobody was killed. She may not be as lucky next time” the judge told her. Seriously. If you're getting behind the wheel of a vehicle drunk you're actively being a silly person. Her ex husband Michael Lohan has been ordered to pay $20,000 for their sons schooling or be arrested. This family is a hot ass mess.

Jonah Hill apologized after telling an annoying photographer to “suck my dick, you faggot!” That entire sentence makes no sense. Now he is on the apology tour coming close to crying because he had to be a jackass instead of having fun promoting his new movie.

V. Stiviano says that she was attacked in New York and filed a police report. Some are speculating this occurred because of a video that was posted showing her talking mad shit about Black people in an audition for a reality show a few years back. A guy, one of two, was arrested and charged with a third degree hate crime and harassment.

Donald Sterling, who is the reason why we know the chick above, has been diagnosed with Alzheimer's, is suing the NBA for $1 billion, had the Clippers sold for $2 billion after his wife(?) go ownership of the team, and is still a dick.

Chris Brown has been released from jail after spending 108 days there and says that he will never go back again. Ha! He still has the assault case to go to court for which could get him four years in prison if guilty.

Nothing But Gossip May 19th 2014

Lindsay Lohan had a lawsuit thrown out that would have made her have to swear under oath that she had indeed had a miscarriage. Many, including me, still don't believe her. Which one of us is the worst person in this situation?

Kate Major, the woman who gave birth to the kid of Michael Lohan, is heading to jail for probation violation for being a drunkard. She was on probation for being drunk and fighting a cop. Good times.

Someone tried to break into V. Stiviano's home. I am so tired of this women. Its like, thanks for recording Donald Sterling because he's a racist asshole, but sit your strange looking ass at home and stop talking.

Jay Z, Beyonce, and “The Elevator Crusader” Solange are all doing great and hanging out again! They released a joint statement. “Jay and Solange each assume their share of responsibility for what has occurred. They both acknowledge their role in this private matter that has played out in the public. They both have apologized to each other and we have moved forward as a united family. The reports of Solange being intoxicated or displaying erratic behavior throughout that evening are simply false. At the end of the day families have problems and we're no different. We love each other and above all we are family. We've put this behind us and hope everyone else will do the same.”

Robin Thicke spent the awards last night trying to get his wife, Paula Patton back. Stop it! You fucked around on her very publicly and she sobered up for ten minutes and realized that the world was laughing at her. Just move on, dude. Do you like your dad and marry a chick that is 30 years younger. Wait. Don't. She's be in elementary school.

Nothing But Gossip May 7th 2014

The-Dream has turned himself in to New York police after a warrant was issued for his arrest after he beat the shit out of his then pregnant girlfriend, Lydia Nam. He is being charged with two felonies and three misdemeanors. Jackass.

The guy who got his ass beat by Chris Brown and his security guard Christopher Hollosy has released pictures of his face after he was attacked for photobombing. His name is Parker Adams. Brown has been in jail for almost two months now after violating his probation for kicking Rihanna's ass. 

V. Stiviano who is the whistle blower on the whole racist Donald Sterling drama has a history of arrests. She is also being investigated for extortion after Sterling said during an interview “I wish I had just paid her off.” See, this is the problem when you become well known: people start looking into your past. Check this shit out.

Nothing But Gossip May 2nd 2014

Everybody and their mama has been talking about racist Los Angeles Clippers owner Donald Sterling. He was recorded by his side piece, V. Stiviano. Part of her gig was to record him and likely bone him which is just...ugh. My mother says that she looks like a cat. Vivid Entertainment (porn!) has offered her a chance to shoot a porn with big wanged Black dudes. Sterling was fined $2.5 million and banned for life from the NBA. They will be trying to force him to sell the team as soon as possible. I just wish his chick would stop wearing that silly ass Daft Punk visor. Here are some gems from this man.

She's up all night to get lucky.

“It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you're associating with black people. Do you have to?”

“You can sleep with black people. You can bring them in, you can do whatever you want. The little I ask you is not to promote it on that and not to bring them to my games.”

“I'm just saying, in your lousy fucking Instagrams, you don't have to have yourself with, walking with black people.”

Breaking news! Sterling got cancer. If you say anything about karma or god chances are we'll be roommates in hell. It is being reported that he has had it for the last couple of years. I wonder how many people are gonna feel bad for him now. I am pretty consistent with my dislike of folks. Someone who thinks that their race is superior to another needs to just disappear. We're all just different colored meat bags. Racism is just another reason why I hate culture. I'm not even gonna get into that right now.

Kanye West and Kim Kardashian are supposed to get married this weekend and no one cares.

Chris Brown will remain in jail in D.C until his hearing in a week or so for violating his probation. He looks like shit! This dude was not built for being locked up. Seriously, people need to realize that beating people up is not the best way to deal with things that bother you.

Nothing But Gossip April 10th 2014

Farrah Abraham just can not keep her mouth shut. Vivid Entertainment which is the company that shot her fake home made porno is hoping and telling her to shut her damned mouth. She is trying to write a tell all book about her porn making experience. Hopefully there's a chapter about how bad she is at making porn.

Chris Brown aka From Rap Beats To Rap Sheets is in a jail in Virginia after spending a month or so in a Los Angeles jail. He is no longer on 23 hour lock down which means he gets to mingle with regular inmates. Let's see how this goes.

In other CB news, a model named Stasiya Maria says that his modeling agency is using pictures of her without her consent. I'd be using her for something too. You know what I'm talkin' about? No. You don't. Because I don't either.

Khloe Kardashian is allegedly having the sex with rapper French Montana. I couldn't tell you one song he's done. They have been hanging out a lot and being seen at clubs doing those dances that mean you're fucking later.

Nothing But Gossip March 25th 2014

At a recent concert Miley Cyrus took a big swig of water from her bottle and spit it into the crowd a few times. Fuck. That. If a drop of anything from her petri dish of a mouth landed on me that part would have to be burned or cut off. Ugh!

Anita Baker had a warrant out for her arrest for not responding to court papers for her to appear in court. Now a judge has put a stop to it and I am mad. Her voice makes me hate.

Chris Brown is still locked up in jail for violating his probation. He broke rehab rules by touching women there (remember, he is there because he beat the fuck out of Rihanna) and bragging about his knife and gun skills. Oh, he also said rehab is stupid during group therapy. He is supposed to be in jail for a few more weeks and allegedly now wants to cut a deal with the guy he beat in Washington. I recall him saying that he didn't do that.

Speaking of CB, his side piece Karrueche (Kuh-Row-Chee) Tran refuses to talk shit about him. Good for her.

Nothing But Gossip March 8th 2014

Marc Anthony in a plea to not have the child support for his kids raised from $13,000 a month to a ridiculous $130,000 had a psychologist explain “the problems of children who are raised with near unlimited funds, particularly children in Los Angeles whose parents have made very large amounts of money in the entertainment industry.” Well played, sir. Well played. And its true. Even if there were ten kids it'd be too much money.

Selena Gomez is back to being stupid. She is once again hanging out with Justin Bieber's dumb ass which means that she is officially a dumb ass as well. Its science, people. You do recall she was in rehab and bounced early due to either drinking and drug issues related to Bieber or Bieber himself. Speaking of which...

A chick named Qianying Zhao broke into his house in Atlanta. She says she was invited and when she got there everyone was gone so she decided to just sleep in his house. Creepy much? She was arrested for trespassing.