Nothing But Gossip March 8th 2014

Marc Anthony in a plea to not have the child support for his kids raised from $13,000 a month to a ridiculous $130,000 had a psychologist explain “the problems of children who are raised with near unlimited funds, particularly children in Los Angeles whose parents have made very large amounts of money in the entertainment industry.” Well played, sir. Well played. And its true. Even if there were ten kids it'd be too much money.

Selena Gomez is back to being stupid. She is once again hanging out with Justin Bieber's dumb ass which means that she is officially a dumb ass as well. Its science, people. You do recall she was in rehab and bounced early due to either drinking and drug issues related to Bieber or Bieber himself. Speaking of which...

A chick named Qianying Zhao broke into his house in Atlanta. She says she was invited and when she got there everyone was gone so she decided to just sleep in his house. Creepy much? She was arrested for trespassing.

And for looking like a 60 year old child.

We already know he has a shit ton of legal issues going on. He had to appear at a deposition for the case regarding his security who roughed up a photographer. When asked about Selena he screamed (I imagine in a very high voice) "Don't ask me about her, do not ask me about her!" and left. He came came back and the prosecutor continued to ask questions. When Bieber was asked a question and responded with “yeah” instead of “yes” like you're supposed to in court he asked “What the fuck is the difference between yeah and yes?!" About a week in prison. Can we just lock this fucker up for being an assclown? He also admitted to not having a prescription for Xanax. Remember, he said his mom gave it to him.

Sound maker Ke$ha is out of rehab for an eating disorder. She has gotten rid of negative folks in her life and is going by the name Kesha. My sell check doesn't like either version of that name. Good for her.

This guy Brandon Howard is claiming to be the son of Michael Jackson. Oh, lord. Look. He does look a little bit like MJ...post surgery. Plastic surgery don't change your DNA, damn it!

Nope!

Khloe Kardashian and ex husband Lamar Odom had their old place broken into. They hadn't been living there for a while and had about $250,000 worth of jewelry and such stolen. Why leave that in a house you aren't living in? Sister Kourtney Kardashian also had $50,000 in cash stolen recently but no one cared because its Kourtney. If you gave me the choice of the sexy time between all the sisters I'd have to pick Khloe. Anyhoot, they suspect people who were working on the house. Some suspect someone collected a drug debt that Lamar owed. Ooh...

The movie starring Lindsay Lohan that came out years ago, Mean Girls, is getting a sequel. Lacey Chabert is the only reason I care because she got hot for no damned reason!

How why when this happen?!

Remember a couple of weeks ago when Miley Cyrus tried to stick her tongue down Katy Perry's throat during a concert? Katy explained during an interview that she didn't know where that tongue had been and that it was infamous. Miley got mad at stated on Twitter “Girl if ur worried abt where tongues have been good thing ur ex boo is ur EX BOO cause we ALL know where THAT [tongue] been." Shots fired! Shots fired! She is speaking of Russell Brand who was known for being a total manwhore.

Courtney Stodden is now 18 going on 53. You may remember her as that 16 year old that married that 50-something year old actor that no one even talks about anymore since he killed his career by marrying a child. An annoying child.

Stop it, kid.

Nick Gordon and Bobbi Kristina (semi-adopted son and for real daughter of late singer Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown) are now married and Bobby didn't even know. Also, Nick got his ass kicked by Whitney's nephew at a family gathering. The family that drugs together thugs together, I guess.

Jennette McCurdy from iCarly is pissed at a basketball NBA player, Andre Drummond, saying that he leaked the photo of her posing in her draws online. They dated for a hot minute and she went on to say how terrible of a kisser he was. He says he didn't do it and there are probably a lot of guys with images of her including this one.

White giiiiiiiiiirl...

Mathew Knowles, father of singer and amazing leg owner Beyonce, gets to pay a little less child support to his baby mama. She is on food stamps and was making $3 million a year as his daughters manager until they found out his ass was stealing. Then he went and had this extra baby with Alexsandra Wright. He says he only made $127,000 last year. Yeah, that is far less than $3 million but way more than what I make. For now.

Lark Voohries was out looking hot again. A while back pictures of her surfaced that just made so many men cry a little inside. Now she is back to being the business.

Looks cold there.

Actress Jamie Lee Curtis who may or may not have a penis depending on who you listen to had to rush her friend to a hospital but eventually called an ambulance after she mixed prescription pills and booze. People, stop doing that dumb shit. Yeah, I know lots of people do it and are “fine” but you don't wanna be the one asshole that dies because of it.

Some freak show named Timothy Sweet has threatened anyone that gets near Taylor Swift who he claims is his wife. He has used all sources of social media to say things like “"If anyone in Taylor Swift's family gets killed, it is not my fault”, "My wife, Taylor Swift (Sweet) and I live in Beverly Hills. I am in love with her. In conclusion, we treat each other with dignity and respect. I will carry a gun to protect her the rest of my life.", "Dearest Taylor, I'll kill any man who gets in the way of our marriage. Message to John Kerry, Secretary of State. Message from YOUR Presidential Candidate.” He has been ordered to stay 100 yards from her and her family. This is not how to get someone to like you. Anymore.